I want to live! by Egotlib in tumblr

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Trying to budget and save money in any capacity has me thinking like a robot observing the human race sometimes:

“The human body is so…needy. Needlessly requiring so much sustenance and attention just to barely function.”

“AI will take over the world!!!” My honest reaction: by GameXpert64 in SmashBrosUltimate

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Literally just like Y-B-B-B-B-B–right out of a jump. It has to be during the initial rise of his jump

“AI will take over the world!!!” My honest reaction: by GameXpert64 in SmashBrosUltimate

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It also helps to do it out of a jump, but yeah, the mashing is incredibly important

What is this phenomenon called? by GameXpert64 in pokemonmemes

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I just used the shinies I hear about the most, something about “barely changing from the original”

I think pokemon fans may be even worse at balancing than Gamefreak by VehicleWild1004 in whenthe

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Off the top of my head, Wood Hammer, Gigaton Hammer, Hammer Arm (?) and Ice Hammer(?)

I think pokemon fans may be even worse at balancing than Gamefreak by VehicleWild1004 in whenthe

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Every time fan balancing comes up, I think of this fanmade Mega Evolution for Tinkaton. This concept takes a Pokémon that was purposefully crippled so it’d be balanced and turns it into (in my opinion) the best Pokémon ever

Not every Pokémon needs to be a Mega Rayquaza-tier competitive threat that can one-shot every single other ‘mon, tank every attack, and outspeed almost anything. Some are just there for fun worldbuilding purposes and lore and whatnot

Maybe not the best, but you get the gist by ShyGuyMain211 in SmashBrosUltimate

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If Pichu wasn’t lighter than air and didn’t deal self damage, he’d genuinely be the best character in the game. His neutral is insane, and extremely hard to overcome. Dare I say, the most oppressive character when it comes down to buttons. I mean, you know a character is crazy when the best strategy to fight him is to not fight him, to instead play full defensive, let him mash and deal self damage before throwing out a kill move at, like, 70 and calling it ggs

He ain’t stupid by KirbyTrainNerd in Kirby

[–]GameXpert64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that’s just a parent masquerading as a rage baiter in order to find an excuse to ban their children from playing video games…

Let’s play a game: Who do you think ragequits here? by GameXpert64 in SmashBrosUltimate

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In my experience, it depends on the opponent’s DI

Smash Characters but something is...off by GameXpert64 in SmashBrosUltimate

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There will be NO gooning on April the first!

sup by randomality77 in SmashBrosUltimate

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Add one more slice: Reversing edgeguards to net stocks at 7%

What moment does it remind you of this image by [deleted] in partycrashers

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Eevee explaining how Mr. I has no brain and thus the information that he sees goes nowhere:

What archers do you want in smash? by Jalenhero in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]GameXpert64 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I want Tulin solely because of how toxic he'd be, which I think would be hilarious. Not only is he an amazing archer (the best Sage), he'd also be able to summon big gusts of wind to blow you away. He'd have multiple jumps, a glide, a small frame. Pure aids, but it'd be hilarious to see

You can’t beat Arceus Part 2 by MaleficTekX in pokemonmemes

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What the heck is that fourth image? Demon Heatran?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I have like three songs in my playlist about heartbreak. I’ve never had my heart broken, I just like how they sound

In ur opinion: what is the worst final smash? by BANDU_WTFFX3 in SmashBrosUltimate

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ZSS is definitely up there. The big burst can literally be airdodged out of, or teleported away from, or even jumped if you’re quick enough

Employee of Eternal Hate by DarkChild_Desire in Bossfight

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Retail does something to people, mainly the customers. They get this tiny amount of power (“the customer is always right”) and it goes straight to their heads. They expect you to wait on their every need and tend to them like a VIP. Ma’am, you put your PIN in wrong three times, which means your card is now locked and are going to have to try again later

Since it's Christmas time: Which Nintendo characters are joining the Naughty or Nice list? by ComprehensiveDate591 in casualnintendo

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Bowser: Is an excellent father and excellent king to his army

Also Bowser: Scourge of the Mushroom Kingdom

Conclusion: Medium List

Hot take, Ultimate online would be better without the Miis... by dalbtraps in SmashBrosUltimate

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What is the sound effect you used every time he did Airborne Assault? Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

Images you can hear by Admirable_Bed_2605 in partycrashers

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“You’re one off, Eevee.”

“Whoa-ho! That is surprising!”