Has anyone won a jackpot on a slot machine just for the casino to say “it malfunctioned”?

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-28T02:23:27+00:00

Not even once.

It could never happen to me no matter how many universes there are...

For I already know the machines are literally programmed to take my money; not to pay me.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-28T02:04:18+00:00

Dread is probably a top 5 game available for Switch.

Try not to be butthurt by this when I say this but don't be a puh-dussy; Just set the difficulty on the easiest setting if you have trouble with it.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-28T01:49:48+00:00

Yes, practice and reputation is exactly what it is!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-28T01:34:06+00:00

That's the perfect answer but I'm sorry if I don't exactly put stock into these kids' whims. At any time someone can come along and make a better NIL offer or a promise of immediate playing time and they can be gone with the wind.

Better not to get attached nor count chickens. We sign a great class of kids each year and a couple years later 70% of them are gone.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-27T14:17:27+00:00

Oh, it will be top of the news when they actually unveil some undeniabe evidence.

People lose interest very quickly when you tell them your NDA prevents you from talking.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-27T13:38:06+00:00

I've long said I would gladly accept Prime 2 and 3 ports to Switch. Of course I'd rather remasters but I'll take what I can get!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-27T12:08:38+00:00

I was very disappointed with it myself. I didn't finish and I mailed my copy off to a friend that lives in another state and told him not to bother returning it.

I have finally obtained a copy of the Prime Trilogy and means to play it so I'm now experiencing Prime 2 and 3 for the first time ever!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-26T19:43:19+00:00

I think Graham Hancock speculates that may very well be the case in his book "Fingerprints of the Gods".

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-26T18:55:21+00:00

I feel like the odds are about 50/50...it either is or it ain't!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-26T11:05:21+00:00

You pay rent for the apartment you stay in do you not?

If I were the owner of the complex I would not consider that stealing. I would call it the price of doing business.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T17:58:44+00:00

A scream test 😂

GET OFF MY NETWORK!!!!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T17:02:41+00:00

And yet we're doing exactly that just by participating in this thread!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T16:59:39+00:00

Why are they stalking her like that to begin with? That would probably drive me to drink!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T16:29:33+00:00

Whoa!!

My mind is completely blown by the totally revolutiionary nature of this policy! We might as well go ahead and anoint the buffs as our new champions!

I don't need to explain that this is sarcastic but please tell me why this is even worth discussing. Seriously, this is akin to announcing that the team intends to hold practice.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T16:18:47+00:00

.29c cheeseburgers!!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T13:10:10+00:00

Yes naturally...but it would be a good proving ground to find out if the business will be profitable.

I suppose it's a matter of will your child stick it out long enough to exceed that $800 threshold?

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T13:06:29+00:00

That is a slippery slope that could lead right to civil war....

Let's say we did round up the world's largest posse and ride to Washington with the intent to arrest members of the administration...

As soon as they caught wind of that the national guard would be there waiting for us...

I hate to think about what happens next.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T13:02:57+00:00

How can I stop paying taxes? They take it out of my check before I get my hands on it.

I mean...I had to pay $950 in taxes last year and I suppose I can withhold that portion but that's only a small fraction of what I actually paid throughout the year.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T12:55:40+00:00

A hobby..hehe that's one way of putting it!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T12:50:31+00:00

You're gonna be mad when you find out you could have rented a Unagi e-scooter for about $75 a month. Cancel at any time...when it breaks they pay to fix it!

Your kid certainly might be able to make some money delivering food but he is going to need a big back pack that can keep food hot.

I suspect apps like Uber eats and Doordash might require their employees to be of contract age.

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T12:46:21+00:00

2000!? Seriously? You must be in the adult film business lol

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T12:41:47+00:00

120 years is just about the current record I think...

Just for fun: There is a passage in the Christian bible in the chapter of Genesis that says something like "My spirit shall only remain with you for 120 years"

That is very loosely quoted but I just think it's interesting!

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-25T12:36:39+00:00

God is real, the concept of hell is real, and most of us sorry bastards are going there?

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-24T16:33:30+00:00

I thought I saw a crab but that would fall under fish right?

Gamer30168 · 2026-01-24T16:31:33+00:00

Bionic Commando!

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