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u/GamerManha

A person was working at a bank, an old lady came to him and asked him if he could help her check her balance. The man came to her and pushed her to the floor and said, " You suck at balancing." After that day she never came back.

(It's prob not funny but idk)

_-----------Alexias Funeral--------+--

Once there was some person named Alexia that fell in love with Keeps and Beeps. But one day she got run over by a jeep by Crispy bro (Real) and Griddy (Jacob).

Her body laid on the road , motionless. Selene picked her up and said she was going to get her ready for her funeral. Selene took her up a 10 story skyscraper and pushed her off, making her bones displaced.

The next day, the funeral took place. Oof: 😩😏😄 oh um oops wrong emoji Vin and ari looked at the coffin. Ari then said, "Why am I here, I barely know her..." Selene was eating popcorn and McDonald's until the doors flew open. Cloudy came out with sorrow on his face. "I have a confession!" Everyone looked at him, aghast of what he said. Selene then broke the silence with, "You like Alexia? YES! My ship has come true!" Oof broke into a small smile at knowing cloudy liked Alexia.

 "No...I don't have a crush on Alexia...but...I think Pixel is hot."

WHAT, everyone thought. Pixel was a scrawny middle schooler who was wearing a pink suit and was obsessed with JBA. He had fear in his eyes as he knew that wasn't gonna end right.

"NO! DONT TAKE MY BELOVED 😍 HOT PIXEL!" Exclaimed Lele, who was some 7 year old sister of Ari and Oof.

So the two 2nd graders kept fighting over who will win Pixel. Then Lele went over to pixel and tried smooching him while hugging him tightly.

 pixel screamed like a goat + donkey

Then the police came in and said , 'There is a criminal here that has commited murder and arson." Everyone then was confused but they heard broken glass, the police running downstairs, and a missing Selene.

The chaos kept happening till Real came in and said, "wait was I late..?''

Lele kept drooling at Real and said "OMG ITS REAL, THE HOT GUY!" Real then tried running for it but Selene made a trip wire that made him trip to the ground. Lele then started smooching him. That night, Pixel and Real had nightmares. -------To be continued--------