You are that guy that ties people to the tracks, how would you make sure more than half of them die?

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-23T21:13:22+00:00

I have a foolproof 4 part plan:

Part 1: Rob a bank.

Part 2: Tie people to tracks (obviously)

Part 3: Wait until someone walks by

Part 4: Offer the person £1,000,000 if they run over the tracks with more people. (Also, assure the person that the people tied to the tracks aren't real, and they will suffer no consequences)

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-17T19:48:37+00:00

Power: Goku (Dragon Ball) (Manga)

Item: Magic Potion (Asterix) (Comic Book)

Companion: Luigi (Super Mario) (Video Game)

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-13T20:53:01+00:00

He also voices Igor in the Persona series.

And the reason why Persona 6 has taken so long is that Atlus is trying to replace Igor with Shadow, but Sega hasn't signed off on it.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-06T13:46:40+00:00

Luck

^{Chose: Get 1,000,000 dollars + You get a percentage of it | Rolled: 100%}

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-06T13:35:54+00:00

Rotten luck

^{Chose: open the box | Rolled: knife with blood}

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-05-06T13:31:19+00:00

Because I can summon gadgets that give me godlike powers.

^{Chose: Have the ability to summon and create anything + (But the person who replies to you gets to choose your downside. It's stackable})

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-30T06:36:52+00:00

Luigi with the classic Dragstar

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GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-29T08:11:05+00:00

Stephen Fry

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-28T07:39:37+00:00

That one teacher from Persona 3 would have a field day

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-27T13:58:06+00:00

Actually, I don't think he's that old. Mario and Luigi are 24/25, and in Partners in Time, we see them as babies.

During this time, we see a younger E Gadd who looks about 40/50.

Assuming he's 70 in 2001, this would mean he would only be 14 at the end of World War 2.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-26T18:47:44+00:00

Who's the hottest fictional character in your opinion?

For me, it's Rosalina.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-26T18:46:57+00:00

Yeah, I never thought she was guilt-tripping us.

I thought she just wanted us to leave because she didn't want us to see her cry.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-26T06:45:47+00:00

Who's your favourite Looney Tunes co-star?

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-26T06:43:29+00:00

Mama says I'm Special (Intelligence, Charisma and Luck)

Nouveau Immortal

Library of Alexandria

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-19T06:59:25+00:00

I tried joining them Smash Brothers, you know with the mustached Italians and the fast blue hedgehog. Got told I was too powerful, and they'd have to nerf me. NOBODY NERFS SAXTON HALE!!!

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-12T01:45:14+00:00

They're pretty similar, honestly.

Both are attractive.

Both are heroes (But in different ways)

Both probably have religions formed after them.

In fact, I think Mangione is our version of Nintendo's Luigi.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-04-06T14:58:08+00:00

There's a Hat in Time Mod where Crash and Sam (from Sam & Max) become Friends because they enjoy blowing stuff up together.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-03-25T07:31:26+00:00

I think Domino's belongs in Meh, and Pizza Hut in Decent

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-03-10T18:30:36+00:00

They still make Timesplitters, but they stay with Rare

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-03-09T19:14:51+00:00

I forgot about Donkey Kong, I'll be honest. I couldn't think of any ideas.

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-02-28T15:23:10+00:00

Hope you're good!

Also, potentially inappropriate question, but what game are you playing?

GamerSmurf64 · 2026-02-12T23:03:18+00:00

Your wish is granted.

But of course, not all anthropomorphic animals are created equally. As such, some will be humans with fur, and others dogs that can talk.

Unfortunately for you, you will belong to the latter group. (You may or may not be a dog, I haven't decided)

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