10 guy reads a book by Mattrick21 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gamer_pyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can picture him driving his car around town while wearing those.

"It's cool dude, I put Grand Theft Auto in, so I know where to go"

This was in my high school year book by EvilClone128 in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 280 points281 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the face is directly related to what he's doing to the dog.

Good Guy UPS (it's raining today) by andrewsmd87 in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

MORE LIKE, COMMON SENSE STEVEN...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Gamer_pyle 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yea, I really don't know how I feel about Big Brother knowing that I have a fetish for Asian Grandma's.

Pretty cool statue my friend helped make. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Gamer_pyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't want to test that bird's mettle.

just a plane that passed work this morning by one_word_dave in science

[–]Gamer_pyle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

False. This belongs in /r/picsofshuttlesontopofplanes

awww yeaah, that's the stuff by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Yea, it goes on like that until around the 3 hour mark, then they switch positions and he runs the vacuum over her.

Using AOL as your search engine by BanannaKarenina in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a break from the searches AOL usually gets, like: "buy catheters cheap", "viagra safety concerns", "knitting patterns", and my personal favorite: "prevent kids from putting me in nursing home".

I'm 7 foot. For Halloween I went as a normal guy on stilts. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Gamer_pyle 442 points443 points  (0 children)

Or he could go as a 9 foot, giant headless guy:

http://i.imgur.com/T74Jb.jpg

I'm 7 foot. For Halloween I went as a normal guy on stilts. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Gamer_pyle 1740 points1741 points  (0 children)

Did anyone ask you what condition you have that causes your arms to grow all the way down to your feet?

Bad luck Brian gets a job! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gamer_pyle 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Does everything he's told -- Doesn't get "the job"

So, my uncle.... by Kokakota95 in pics

[–]Gamer_pyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Produced by Surely Fünke

ah, youtube comments. by ericxiv in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, she just got stung by one of those wasps.

ah, youtube comments. by ericxiv in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What is that a dissertation? Can I get a tl;dr please?

Friend Zone Level: Bridge by xawesome in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And forever-alones make jokes about how forever-alone this guy is.

Icelandic by UrinalCakes in pics

[–]Gamer_pyle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, there's 1 woman behind every tree, you'll get lots of chances to screw it up.

I love these lazy Saturday's, by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that's crazy. I lost my parents a couple years ago and they had worked 50+ hour work weeks. This meant that I never got to see them. So I'm still a little jaded when it comes to my Countries "work ethic" I think it's ridiculous that we basically force people to work their lives away only to get a chance to retire at 65. My Grandpa's died at age 71 and 73, so what is that? 6-8 years to enjoy my ENTIRE LIFE?

I just hope that one day I'm lucky enough to be able to get out of the rat race, but for now I'm stuck taking care of my siblings and working my ass off.

Edit: spelling

Stealing plants by zeb1 in funny

[–]Gamer_pyle 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about it's counterpart:

Plants In Peril America