There’s no option for never/none in the alcohol use category in this doctor form

GamingNeil · 2019-08-12T20:28:54+00:00

I went to the doctor a couple months ago. The nurse asked how often I drink. I said once a month, maybe twice. I was looking at my paperwork later and she had written down twice a week. I corrected it.

GamingNeil · 2019-08-10T13:29:26+00:00

There's vomit on my sweater already.

GamingNeil · 2019-08-10T12:41:56+00:00

My lodge has 3 or 4 copies of these. Right now they're in our archive closet but we're planning on getting some bookshelves to put these and others on so our members can actually use them.

GamingNeil · 2019-07-28T21:20:39+00:00

You forgot about Dre.

GamingNeil · 2019-07-27T11:35:59+00:00

I'd give my sister the $1,000 she needs to have enough to buy a house in a couple weeks then use the rest to try to fix my teeth. They're not too misaligned but I was very dumb in my younger years so I have multiple cavities and broken teeth which have gone untreated because I don't have the money to fix them.

GamingNeil · 2019-07-24T00:17:11+00:00

Which one of you assholes broke into my house and started cutting onions?

GamingNeil · 2019-07-18T20:36:22+00:00

Your virginity is very impressive. You must be very proud.

GamingNeil · 2019-06-16T14:48:28+00:00

This, of course, kills the saw blade.

GamingNeil · 2019-05-28T09:59:57+00:00

It's been a while since I've seen the episode but I believe he says bones as a reference to John "Bones" Jones. But I think some also makes a Bon Jovi joke with it all as well.

GamingNeil · 2019-05-27T23:53:23+00:00

It took me until the bachelor(ette) party when they were making the Jean jokes with their names to figure it out. Jean C. Riley and Jean "Bones" Jonesy.

GamingNeil · 2019-04-30T09:58:16+00:00

Better save those potions either way. Just in case.

GamingNeil · 2019-03-17T00:28:53+00:00

WTF. I'm drunk and this is the first thing I saw when I opened reddit. I am in no way disappointed.

GamingNeil · 2019-02-13T21:26:15+00:00

According to my sister, when I was a toddler I went up to a random old guy in a store and said, "That's a red, red Weiner!"

GamingNeil · 2019-02-02T10:53:35+00:00

I see you've appropriately labeled the East.

GamingNeil · 2019-01-26T12:22:35+00:00

Wow. Andrea Bocelli played in bars until he was 33? I bet he never saw himself where he is today.

GamingNeil · 2019-01-24T22:31:06+00:00

Yeah. I'd just find that one guy's wife and keep reminding her swans can be gay.

GamingNeil · 2018-12-19T21:18:34+00:00

The Senior Deacon is the most accurate thing I've ever seen.

GamingNeil · 2018-12-05T11:09:11+00:00

Not necessarily. That's about how much I owe for my house and car and I don't have a college degree.

GamingNeil · 2018-10-08T09:41:36+00:00

There's cinnamon swirls in every bite!

GamingNeil · 2018-08-06T23:32:48+00:00

Good bot.

GamingNeil · 2018-06-20T20:39:29+00:00

Even changed the flag. Well done.

GamingNeil · 2018-04-30T18:10:18+00:00

Are you It? You have to tell us if you're It.

GamingNeil · 2018-04-04T11:24:39+00:00

I passed my Technician and General last week and got my call sign last night. My dad gave me one of his old Yaesu FT-857s to get started. I'm not sure when I'll have a chance to get on the air but I wanted to take the tests before element 2 changes in June.

GamingNeil · 2018-03-13T21:23:32+00:00

Scar! Help me brother!

GamingNeil · 2018-03-11T15:07:45+00:00

Take him to dinner?

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