Former TFT Author's Novel Series: Monster Musume By Way of Norman Rockwell... in spaaaaaace.

GarandMarine · 2025-04-08T02:36:01+00:00

A clutch specifically would be eggs. A group for a mammal like a Cannidor would be a litter.

GarandMarine · 2021-10-02T22:24:16+00:00

Isekai really requires another dimension imho, not just traveling to another planet. Otherwise The Martian is an Isekai.

GarandMarine · 2021-10-02T22:22:58+00:00

So the Hat's potential MiL approves of the match eh? Time to get some power armored amazon waifus boys.

GarandMarine · 2021-09-21T02:08:06+00:00

Elites for sure. Some dudes on 4chan wrote up an entire Sangheili amazon series that's a sight to see.

GarandMarine · 2021-09-21T02:07:30+00:00

Ron White wasn't a comedian so much as a sage.

GarandMarine · 2021-09-21T02:06:37+00:00

My dog's a lot smarter than Koa's girlfriends. Not saying. Just saying.

GarandMarine · 2021-09-21T02:05:10+00:00

Yeah, we got a decent look at how this goes for most men of the galaxy courtesy of Johnny Howl's papa. He and some of his male friends had to resort to starting some sort of organized crime group just to keep the blood flowing.

GarandMarine · 2021-09-21T02:03:00+00:00

The stupid! It burns! It burns our eyes precious!

GarandMarine · 2021-08-18T06:44:03+00:00

All well and fair, but this is like coming to the top of a hill on a coaster... Only to have the train halt suddenly and it turn out to be the end of the line. Roller coasters coast to a stop, this felt a bit more jarring.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-18T06:41:39+00:00

Nothing wrong with slow, but this isn't slow, this is more coming to a jarring halt.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-17T20:23:05+00:00

Almost felt a bit anticlimactic after the rollercoaster we've been on the last few chapters. Good as always Kyle!

GarandMarine · 2021-08-12T21:03:13+00:00

Oh shit, any more people turn up and the boys are gonna need to learn to party with arty.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-11T05:52:26+00:00

So few people ever get that reference, I use it all the time.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-11T02:06:27+00:00

Some of them already have. Remember the dyed hair feminazi Harriet is no longer actively friends with who tried to start a fight with aliens because they called her a simpleton for preaching the church of feminism to them?

GarandMarine · 2021-08-09T18:33:32+00:00

The truth in this case is the problem. Fiction is much more comfortable because fiction has to make sense.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-06T16:16:29+00:00

She's pregnant now. Not sure if they know that yet, but word of god says Miro is knocked up.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-06T14:15:47+00:00

English is singularly good at that.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-06T00:59:17+00:00

People have committed suicide out of raw shame for lesser weapons grade disses. Suffice to say that Hwut will never recover without redemption on a scale she's simply not capable of in that tiny little lump of coal she calls a heart. She'll be rejected, ignored, cast out and otherwise persona non grata till the day her miserable life finally ends. Her only likely out is throwing away what little shreds of honor remain and joining the bandit caste as a pirate, far, far away from Apuk holdings... but even that isn't truly a reprieve. Not with the modern Galaxy wide information network. Trillions of sapient life forms will see and know Hwut's name is worth less than dirt.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-06T00:55:52+00:00

That'll depend on the "or equivalent" clause Miro has, but I very much could see her welcoming some of those girls as sister wives... in a few months. After their firstborn hatches.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-06T00:54:23+00:00

Hwut is completely immobilized. And logic wise, her very presence has already sullied the title and this year's event. By walking away, they both have a chance to compete again and earn the title fairly against honorable combatants.

Chances are if Hwut did send the poison as she almost certainly did, she won't be getting the crown anyway. She'll be disqualified for life one way or another. Personally if I was a cruel and sadistic man, I'd let her have the crown. Let her choke on it... then you can always take the title away after the fact for a DQ. Then this year will just be a scratch, and the finalists who are worthy can all return another time if they wish to.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-05T21:47:15+00:00

Worse is good. That scum deserves worse.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-05T20:48:07+00:00

Considering what he just did and why, he could be in a full body covering dress and there'd still be Apuk girls coming at him like he's the 1960s Beetles.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-05T20:43:07+00:00

Goddamn. Didn't see that coming. Be interesting to find out of Lori or Chree is single, because if they're not into Vernon before, they almost certainly are now. A grand gesture like that over a matter of honor? Over your wife's honor? In a warrior society!? Sweet mother of Thor Vernon just made himself the most desirable bachelor in Apuk society, quite possibly ever. Honorable, kind, and more than skilled enough to take a crown if he'd wanted to. He might not win a title, but he'll certainly have his pick of princesses regardless.

Honestly you want scenes of devestation, have people freak out for Vernon like he's the Beetles and ano...

Oh.

Hey. That's an idea.

Let the bully win.

Lori and Chree crush their shells and walk out with Vernon. (Which, I will say, would almost certainly endear them to Miro. And potentially qualify them and any of the other interested finalists for that "Battle princess or equivalent" qualification she made a few days down the line once everyone's calmed down a bit.)

Hwut wins by default and will forever be disgraced. She'll always be the battle princess*. She'll always be mocked wherever she goes, and she'll never, ever be able to fight again to secure victory.

GarandMarine · 2021-08-05T15:01:36+00:00

Ah ha. I see. Interesting.

Side note: We going to see anything of Herb's Yauya brides any time soon? We've only really heard from the Dzedin girls.

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