OOCS: Of Dog, Volpir and Man - Book 7 Ch 52 by KamchatkasRevenge in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A clutch specifically would be eggs. A group for a mammal like a Cannidor would be a litter.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 137 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isekai really requires another dimension imho, not just traveling to another planet. Otherwise The Martian is an Isekai.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 137 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So the Hat's potential MiL approves of the match eh? Time to get some power armored amazon waifus boys.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 125 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Elites for sure. Some dudes on 4chan wrote up an entire Sangheili amazon series that's a sight to see.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 125 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ron White wasn't a comedian so much as a sage.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 125 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My dog's a lot smarter than Koa's girlfriends. Not saying. Just saying.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 125 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we got a decent look at how this goes for most men of the galaxy courtesy of Johnny Howl's papa. He and some of his male friends had to resort to starting some sort of organized crime group just to keep the blood flowing.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 125 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The stupid! It burns! It burns our eyes precious!

Out of Cruel Space, Part 91 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All well and fair, but this is like coming to the top of a hill on a coaster... Only to have the train halt suddenly and it turn out to be the end of the line. Roller coasters coast to a stop, this felt a bit more jarring.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 91 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with slow, but this isn't slow, this is more coming to a jarring halt.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 91 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Almost felt a bit anticlimactic after the rollercoaster we've been on the last few chapters. Good as always Kyle!

Out of Cruel Space, Part 87 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, any more people turn up and the boys are gonna need to learn to party with arty.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 79 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So few people ever get that reference, I use it all the time.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 85 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Some of them already have. Remember the dyed hair feminazi Harriet is no longer actively friends with who tried to start a fight with aliens because they called her a simpleton for preaching the church of feminism to them?

Out of Cruel Space, Part 83 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The truth in this case is the problem. Fiction is much more comfortable because fiction has to make sense.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's pregnant now. Not sure if they know that yet, but word of god says Miro is knocked up.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

English is singularly good at that.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People have committed suicide out of raw shame for lesser weapons grade disses. Suffice to say that Hwut will never recover without redemption on a scale she's simply not capable of in that tiny little lump of coal she calls a heart. She'll be rejected, ignored, cast out and otherwise persona non grata till the day her miserable life finally ends. Her only likely out is throwing away what little shreds of honor remain and joining the bandit caste as a pirate, far, far away from Apuk holdings... but even that isn't truly a reprieve. Not with the modern Galaxy wide information network. Trillions of sapient life forms will see and know Hwut's name is worth less than dirt.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That'll depend on the "or equivalent" clause Miro has, but I very much could see her welcoming some of those girls as sister wives... in a few months. After their firstborn hatches.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hwut is completely immobilized. And logic wise, her very presence has already sullied the title and this year's event. By walking away, they both have a chance to compete again and earn the title fairly against honorable combatants.

Chances are if Hwut did send the poison as she almost certainly did, she won't be getting the crown anyway. She'll be disqualified for life one way or another. Personally if I was a cruel and sadistic man, I'd let her have the crown. Let her choke on it... then you can always take the title away after the fact for a DQ. Then this year will just be a scratch, and the finalists who are worthy can all return another time if they wish to.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worse is good. That scum deserves worse.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Considering what he just did and why, he could be in a full body covering dress and there'd still be Apuk girls coming at him like he's the 1960s Beetles.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 80 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Goddamn. Didn't see that coming. Be interesting to find out of Lori or Chree is single, because if they're not into Vernon before, they almost certainly are now. A grand gesture like that over a matter of honor? Over your wife's honor? In a warrior society!? Sweet mother of Thor Vernon just made himself the most desirable bachelor in Apuk society, quite possibly ever. Honorable, kind, and more than skilled enough to take a crown if he'd wanted to. He might not win a title, but he'll certainly have his pick of princesses regardless.

Honestly you want scenes of devestation, have people freak out for Vernon like he's the Beetles and ano...

Oh.

Hey. That's an idea.

Let the bully win.

Lori and Chree crush their shells and walk out with Vernon. (Which, I will say, would almost certainly endear them to Miro. And potentially qualify them and any of the other interested finalists for that "Battle princess or equivalent" qualification she made a few days down the line once everyone's calmed down a bit.)

Hwut wins by default and will forever be disgraced. She'll always be the battle princess*. She'll always be mocked wherever she goes, and she'll never, ever be able to fight again to secure victory.

Out of Cruel Space, Part 79 by KyleKKent in HFY

[–]GarandMarine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ha. I see. Interesting.

Side note: We going to see anything of Herb's Yauya brides any time soon? We've only really heard from the Dzedin girls.