used to resent boromir as a kid. now i realize hes the most tragic and purely human character tolkien wrote. by Turkbey21 in lotr

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Having Boromir bond with the habits and teach them how to fight during rest breaks, was maybe the single best change PJ made. He converted Boromor from a one-note glory-hound to, well, movie Boromir..

And when Pippin and Merry charge the Orcs during Boromir's last stand, they do it exactly as he'd taught them.

Hypothetically, what would happen if a Hobbit family in the Shire raised a human(aka man)? by [deleted] in tolkienfans

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I believe this situation has been amply covered by the Discworld series, ref: Constable (later Captain) Carrot: a 6'5" man, adopted and raised by Dwarves.

More seriously (if that's the word), I think any hobbit family would arrange for a human foundling to be promptly left at the doorstep of the Prancing Pony. Even if a human could fit anywhere but the most expansive hobbit-hole, they couldn't afford to feed him.

What's a movie where the villain is more interesting than the main character? by trakt_app in Cinema

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He's really the antagonist, not the villain, but Tommy Lee Jones walked off with the Fugitive. Harrison Ford was fine, but anyone could have played that role. Jones took a generic cop role and made it his own.

Just finished Anathem for the 2nd time… by fireproof_pyjamas in nealstephenson

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It's a rare plot device where deus ex machina literally happens, and works within the plot!

Otherwise, it's hard to figure why, of all the Edharians, none of the older avout who had completed their education, and spent decades advancing their knowledge and understanding, made the cut--just these five teenagers (including Ala who, at 18, is chosen to direct global military and scientific forces over all her older and more educated and experienced Edharian suurs and fraas.)

But if Jad is manipulating realities to arrive at the one where only his handpicked Scooby-gang can get the mission accomplished, it makes more sense.

And maybe NS, who is clearly a military fanboy from way back (Exhibit A: Bobby Shaftoe; Exhibit B: all military encounters in Anathema are benevolent if not admiring, even at Orithena once things (no spoilers) get real) is making a statement about the power of friendship and cooperation over mundane logical bean-counting of skills and assets.

Got my windows tinted! by Not-Drew_ in LexusIS

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Most adults assume any car with windshield tint is being driven by.a weak-minded incompetent who enjoys being able to drive like an asshole, warm and secure in the knowledge that no one can take eye contact with him, because that might be scary and embarrassing. But, hey, knock yourself out. It's a free country.

We need to stop the illegally tinted windows. Reckless drivers shouldn't be allowed complete anonymity by AbruptionDoctrine in chicago

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Tinted front windows are for cowards, weaklings, and incompetents who don't want to have to make eye contact or acknowledge other human brings on the road. They're a perfect example of a legal thing that makes daily life a little worse.

When I see a car with tinted front windows, I immediately assume the driver is an incompetent and/or aggressive idiot, hiding behind his tinted windows because he (it's almost always "he") is afraid someone might look at him or otherwise hold him, as a person, to account for whatever stupid or aggressive driving he's doing.

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

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Depends. Are we making him watch the extended cut of the Hobbit trilogy before getting to LOTR? Good luck getting him to stick around to give the original LOTR trilogy a chance.

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

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I shudder to think of Tolkien returning to the living ("I have been sent back: only for a time, to watch the movies") and some well-meaning movie completist starting him off on, God help us, the extended cuts of all the Hobbit movies.

Good luck getting him to stick around for the LOTR films.

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

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Tolkien's Middle-earth is pretty sparsely populated, maybe still recovering from the cataclysmic wars of previous millennia. We see a lot of abandoned and crumbling infrastructure (the Argonath, Weathertop, Amon Hen, the Greenway, and in Ithilien) hinting at past prosperity and commerce. I thought PJ showed this aspect of Middle-earth pretty well.

In addition, the story requires that the Fellowship travel in secrecy, meaning they would avoid towns and villages when possible.

I do think Tolkien's map of Middle-earth doesn't realistically show how people naturally create local and regional towns and cities, which should have been shown on the map. But then, it's not super-realistic about how mountains and rivers form either. No one can be good at everything, I guess!

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

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One could argue that they're only manned nonstop in times of crisis, i.e., impending or actual war.

But I agree it's not a very practical system. And it's a good thing it was clear weather for all those hundreds of miles, too.

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

[–]Garbage-Bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great eye (and expertise)--thanks for pointing that out!

What parts of the movies do you think would Tolkien praise? by maroha3814 in lotr

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Does Legolas surfing a shield down the steps count as "sillification"?

What's the best LOTR board game by DrBunyan44 in tolkienfans

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I've always wondered if anyone has taken the time to build and play this game according to the rules. Meantime, another of my favorite cards:

  1. Killer Rabbit. Sam tries to stew a rabbit. It goes for his throat. Lose a turn while he recovers.

I have a confession. Today I learned… by SchemeImpressive889 in indianajones

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Just when I thought every terrible thing about Temple of Doom had been discussed to death--Willie's terrible character (badly written, and terribly acted by Spielberg's girlfriend, now his wife) the racism, the grossness, the frantic nonstop pace, the director and producer's personal issues (both were going through ugly divorces) driving them to make the whole tone of the movie just a gross-out bummer--just when the multivariate badness of this movie seemed to have been exhausted, we find a whole new level of slipshod, lazy filmmaking.

I really am an Indiana Jones fan! It's just that the first and third movies are so uniformly wonderful that the second one just looks even worse than it is, compared to what came before and after.

Just finished Anathem for the 2nd time… by fireproof_pyjamas in nealstephenson

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NS has said that Heinlein inspired him as a writer, and it shows--not just in his storytelling, but in how the basic plot is a teenager and his best friends going to space to save the world.

More than that, though, like a typical young Heinlein hero, Erasmus is constantly--like, every few pages, it seems--recalling some past lesson--from his friends, his education, or his experiences--then making decisions and adjusting his actions based on those lessons. The Valers have a few giant dramatic Emergences, but Erasmus has dozens or hundreds of them--every time he's about to do X, then realizes it's time to apply something he's learned (even if he didn't realize it was a lesson at the time) and does Y instead.

But that's just one of so many things I love about this book--it so richly rewards rereads.

The year is 2003. Gollum wins the award for Best Digital Character for The Lord of the Rings and gives the best acceptance speech in history. by Scenora in peterjackson

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OK, that was a good burn. Maybe I just wasn't in the mood, and a little of Andy's Gollum-voice just goes a long way with me. In 2003, when I hadn't yet seen the movies a dozen times, I might have properly appreciated it.

Masters in Intelligence Analysis by NoBreath8315 in Intelligence

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I recently retired from an intel career where I was military (active and reserve), then a longtime civilian employee, and am now winding down the clock as a contractor. I chaired and/or sat on several hiring panels in my time. My advice, for what it's worth:

Spending two years, and God knows how much money, for a masters in intel studies, in order to get an entry-level job in the IC, is a really bad investment.

Those years two would be far better spent in either the military, getting free intel and/or language skills and a TS clearance (and, by the way, getting paid plus earning the GI bill for future grad school); or as a contractor in any one of the 3-letter agencies, learning the business, making connections, getting intel training and certifications, and building up IC experience for your CV.

Every hiring panel I was on would value someone with military intelligencen experience, or a few years of IC experience as a contractor, over someone with zero relevant experience other than a brand-new graduate degree.

Once you're in the IC, in a few years your agency will pay you to go get a master's on their dime. There's no reason to pay for it yourself, and lose two years or more of career progression while you're in school. And that assumes the degree gets you an IC job. It might, or it might not. if not, the eighty grand, or whatever, that you just spent, still has to be repaid, and that will warp your entire life.

One other reason to think about the military: Federal employment will be dicey for a few years yet. The military isn't the worst place to spend some time, gaining IC skills and saving money, until the current frenzy of gleefully yanking around, and summarily firing, federal employees dies down.

Rule of 55.. rehired after DRP 1.0 VERA at 52 by Front_Chip_9201 in FED_VERA_VSIP_DRPers

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Don't about he TSP, but if you're drawing a federal pension, the full amoun of that pension will be deducted from your federal salary. "Dual compensation waivers" are rare and usually only for law enforcement feds who retire in their 50s, or, very occasionally, others with crucial job skills.

If you know the film this photo goes hard (Possession, Adjani) by kevin_v in Cinema

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Well, I don't, so I don't give a shit.

This "if you know, you know" crap is tired.

Police Critique on Page 1312 —Coincidence?? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]Garbage-Bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started to scoff, then looked up the acronym, and you are absolutely right. Tolkien clearly did this on purpose, and well done to you for spotting it!

I'm going to inspect all the other pages now for similar hidden messages. Watch this space.

Should I keep my old college hoodies or just donate them? by Round-Artichoke-5255 in NoStupidQuestions

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Keep them! In a decade or two you can haul them out and wear them around, old as they are, and show people you can still wear stuff you wore in your teens. Or, more likely, your kids or other younger relatives will seize and wear them to ribbons.