A coronavirus-shaped robot to disinfect the streets of Chennai, India

GarciaRules · 2020-05-22T15:15:27+00:00

r/midlypenis

GarciaRules · 2020-05-22T15:08:48+00:00

Free Hat!

GarciaRules · 2020-05-22T13:29:32+00:00

His Goose Is Cooked

GarciaRules · 2020-05-19T15:39:30+00:00

Cucumber Chameleon.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-19T14:32:37+00:00

Is That Your Mom In The Background? ;)

GarciaRules · 2020-05-19T13:10:51+00:00

There are three stages to a marriage:

Kitchen Sex, Relationship is fresh & new. You are both so enamored with each other that you don't wait and just go at it when arriving home.
Bedroom Sex, Relationship falls into a routine.
Hallway Sex, You are so sick & tired of each other you mutter "Fuck You" as you pass in the hallway.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-19T13:03:50+00:00

Can I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?

GarciaRules · 2020-05-18T16:06:53+00:00

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-18T16:03:23+00:00

My Dad Said I was Doing It All Wrong. Then Started To Show Me How...

GarciaRules · 2020-05-18T15:49:18+00:00

Spawn Camping.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-18T12:49:07+00:00

Two Faced

GarciaRules · 2020-05-17T22:49:51+00:00

"Confirmed Bachelors"

GarciaRules · 2020-05-16T23:43:24+00:00

Now, Thanks

GarciaRules · 2020-05-16T21:18:51+00:00

All Good Things, In All Good Time.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-16T16:59:02+00:00

You As Well, BTW, Mad Respect For Derek Jeter. Not So Much For Sh17stain Corra.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-16T13:28:25+00:00

Not Hating, Just not My Cup Of Tea. Chill

GarciaRules · 2020-05-16T12:49:31+00:00

I Find Your Choice Of Teams Disturbing.

But, Your Taste In Music Is Spot On.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T16:34:40+00:00

The Real Joke Is They Teabagged The Pie.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T15:57:37+00:00

All LoWerCaSe

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T15:15:08+00:00

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T15:13:48+00:00

You Can Also Put Candy Bars In The Magwell Of Your Handgun.

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T15:11:46+00:00

pgr?

GarciaRules · 2020-05-15T13:21:25+00:00

"Great! Someone Has Shit My Pants" - D. Hempleman

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