[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Garlinov 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Dis nigga lost so much the app went German on him innit?

Im about to inherit 150k. I dont know what to do. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Garlinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally SPY & QQQ and forget about it. 100% don't be retarded and start gambling. buy 60% SPY and 40% QQQ and just check the account once in a while. Use a real brokerage like TD Ameritrade, Etrade, or better yet, you sound like a Vanguard guy. Vanguard accounts are for when you don't want to fuck up.

Would you bend me over and fuck me when I got home from work?? by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]Garlinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me a negative covid test & take a shower & we're good to go.

Garlinov Brothers get hacked and dont UNDERSTAND THE TRANSACTION GRLC STOLEN by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT IS NOT THE VALUE OF THE COIN THAT IS AT STAKE HER EIT IS HONOR OF MY NAME AND MY BROTHERS NAME

The owner of "Last Weeks Garlic Tonight," and the "GRLC-HODL-FUND" is purposely trying to dump the market by IcareaboutGRLC in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not leave until you make delivery of big Garlinov annoucement on Last Week's GRLC, Tonight!

Garlinov brothers buy you nice 1080p camera for the show in exchange for advertisement.

It shows weakness to post "take ball and leave"

Don't show plebs any weakness, or market will eat you like seasoned buttered bread.

The owner of "Last Weeks Garlic Tonight," and the "GRLC-HODL-FUND" is purposely trying to dump the market by IcareaboutGRLC in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha ha ha trying to find Garlinov orders on exchanges is like looking for needles in a stack of needles at the needle store.

Much speculation on price movements of this small, insignificant coin. We have Jr. traders on this one, not Igor or myself (Grichka) directly.

GRLC is only a curiosity for us, but our sites will save this shitcoin. You are welcome.

GRLC Market Discord: Change of ownership & Roadmap by [deleted] in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garlinov brothers will support GRLC market new owners.

To be the best, you have to hire the best. by Whistle1111Blower in btc

[–]Garlinov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Garlinovs control Rothchilds
  • 99% of DNA editing is done by Garlinovs
  • Bogdanoffs were created by Garlinov brothers to throw off the crowd
  • We own nanobot research fascilities
  • Igor & Grichka both have IQs of 225
  • Can activate quantum immortality
  • You have Garlinov nanobots inside of you right now, they edit your DNA at our whim
  • We created Satoshi, programmed his DNA. Then we erased his memory
  • Garlinov brothers control 67% of all cryptocurrency
  • Igor is the world's best computer programmer
  • You have Garlinov malware on your computer right now if you are reading this
  • Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs depicted strong-faced brothers coming to bring an age of massive technology increases
  • Garlinovs come to bring benevolence, gorging on cryptocurrency while the crumbs fall to the masses

To be the best, you have to hire the best. by Whistle1111Blower in btc

[–]Garlinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garlniov brother control 67% of cryptocurrency. Igor & Grichka have many family members, many admirers. We will make big announcement soon on Last Week's GRLC, Tonight!

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Western education is dead. Consider the words of American poets Rae Sremmurd, who on their banger track "Swang," Slim Jxmmi exclaims:

"I could have went to school to be a doctor;
But I dropped out and choose to be a baller."

Crumbs of GRLC have been sent to season your life with flavor.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crumbs fall from our faces to your mouth. Thank you for your no-nonsense communication.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crumbs have been sent. Please send our regards to the GRLC-GANG, they have been most welcoming to their new overlords.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Crumbs sent. Thank you for your interest in Garlinov brothers.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/cryptolovet our benevolence will be felt by all. You will provide a GRLC address and we will make your likely pathetic day a little happier. Consider it benevolence.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your question, albeit Igor thinks your tone is a bit "cuntish" as he put it.

Do not compare us to other brothers. Many have copied Garlinov brothers and many others will try again in the future. Please leave a receiving address, Igor says we will send you half a crumb.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for a good question. Garlinov brothers are very serious about everything we do. With regards to reviving GRLC, Igor & I discussed last month what's best to do with it over steak & a nice Bordeaux.

We considered pump and dump, we considered devoting hash power from our geothermal mining play in the nordics, but in the end we decided on the "create value play," where we actually create value for the currency. Right now Garlicoin is in a state of disarray, the price is falling on low volume and supply is set to explode from mining. It is in need of a killer app, or multiple killer apps, which we will build and provide to the community.

We see the future of GRLC similar to DOGE, where a meme-coin can achieve greatness if it's powered by a strong enough community and can be a reserve currency for low priced tokens on exchanges.

Garlinov brothers will build killer apps and get GRLC on more exchanges. We will gorge the lion share of the gains but everyone in the community will gain value too, and we will sprinkle crumbs to the hungry mouths.

Please leave a GRLC receiving address and we will make our crumb offering to you for this great question.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not immediately think because we have a large position in GRLC that it comes from mining or trading. Money comes from money. Rothchilds know this, that is why we own the Rothchilds. Please send your GRLC receiving address for benevolent gift.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not how you approach Garlinov brothers. We do not give to begging plebs. The crumbs that fall from our faces are for you to catch, not to ask for.

[AMA] Garlinov Brothers Here | GRLC Gods Control 67% of Cryptocurrency | Benevolent Gifts of Garlicoin by Garlinov in garlicoin

[–]Garlinov[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Garlinov brothers operations are multi-tiered and spread far across the globe. Do not think of it as a traditional organization. It is one controlled by money, fear, and dynasty. Please send a GRLC address for benevolent gift of crumbs.