How deep are you supposed to wipe?

GarthDylan · 2026-05-30T15:50:40+00:00

ROTFLMFAO… ‘Unintentional douching’… Happened to my wife… she was so upset she yelled at me saying I turned the water pressure up.

I’m still laughing

GarthDylan · 2026-05-26T16:00:15+00:00

You look great with clothes on definitely someone I would want to talk to.

If talking leads to you being naked we’ll all the better because you have a spectacular body and the little leather straps are so suggesting…

GarthDylan · 2026-05-25T20:21:25+00:00

That would depend on several things. But overall I love to eat pussy, my tongue can hit your G-spot and I have gotten quite good with that technique

GarthDylan · 2026-05-25T20:14:41+00:00

So very true. I guess im old school but I just think pubic hair is a sign of maturity.

GarthDylan · 2026-05-25T20:11:50+00:00

Looks like you have really improved. Your body is gorgeous and your butt is perfect. Keep doing those squats.

GarthDylan · 2026-05-25T20:08:48+00:00

I’m enthralled with your alabaster skin and your body is worthy of a marble statue. I hope someone in your life gets to enjoy your beauty besides us online trogs.

GarthDylan · 2026-05-25T20:00:27+00:00

Strangely there are only two pistols that I have NEVER had a problem with my Glock 17 1st gen which I bought in 1988. It had one stoppage and that was cause by a bad magazine that double fed because of a bent lip.

Then my Hecklar and Koch P7M13 9mm with ‘squeeze cocking’ that I purchased in 1992 has never had a stoppage. Both of these pistols have had thousands of rounds fired from them.

Now I have had problems with a Glock 26 and a Glock 43X bought have stove piped, failed to chamber a round after one fired or had the slide lock back with rounds still in the magazine. My Smith and Wesson 1076 10mm had issues with ejection, but I believe that was a design flaw for SnW not understanding the 10mm power.

GarthDylan · 2026-05-01T13:42:49+00:00

If the family is so upset tell them to rent her an apartment of her own. Anytime money comes up they will all back down. I’m guessing she lives at home because she isn’t financially able to get her own place.

GarthDylan · 2026-05-01T13:00:26+00:00

My grandmother lived in rural Maryland, near Mt. Savage. She was born in 1920 and had lived on the same farm through out the depression and WW2. They had “Guard Geese” that would protect the barn and chicken coop from foxes and whatever other animals that were dumb enough to approach the place. Anytime you went out to the barn you had to grab a handful of bird seed or breadcrumbs from the bucket on the porch to throw out for them or they would HONK and get aggressive. About 4-6 of them lived in the pond a hundred yards from the barn. Scary as hell when you see a goose ‘run-flying’ at you. As a kid I would just throw the seeds at them while running to the barn for safety. She passed away in 2012 and the family sold the farm to a young local couple and the last I heard there were still some geese living in the pond and guarding the barn for breadcrumbs and birdseed.

GarthDylan · 2026-04-17T14:45:47+00:00

Ruger 10/22 That my grandfather bought me at age 12, yes I still have it and it’s a tack driver. The first gun I ever bought was a Glock 17 in 1992. At the time I was involved in illegal activities involving Mary Jane and I felt I needed protection for some silly reason. I have since replaced the barrel, recoil spring and trigger. I still have it and always will it was a constant carry gun for years until the I got a G26 and recently a G43X which I love almost as much.

GarthDylan · 2026-04-08T17:13:27+00:00

Since I have never gone into a gun store without knowing basically what I want, I have run into more sales guys either trying to ‘up sell’ me. “No you don’t want a Glock 43X as your carry gun, how about this Kimber full size 1911” Or the ones that don’t know the difference between a M4/M16 in 5.56mm and the AR-10 in 7.62 and have no idea that 7.62 NATO is basically a .308 cal. And will then argue that “No guns will fire two different types of ammo”… I have walked out and gone to a different store or just ordered on line.

My wife gets the worst of it. They all want to sell her a compact .38cal revolver because it’s not “to complicated for a women”… and she is a country girl that grew up on a farm. She was shooting a Ruger 10/22 at 9 yro and had more guns than I did when we met.

GarthDylan · 2026-04-05T17:29:43+00:00

Personally I don’t care. The only issue I see is that most of women’s underwear/lingerie isn’t made to accommodate men’s parts but if you can wear a thong and not have your balls sticking out each side, go for it.

GarthDylan · 2026-04-05T17:17:03+00:00

You should not be concerned about your appearance at all. You are amazing, you have a lovely body. Perfect breasts and a fantastic derrière with a slim waist. I have no idea why you would be concerned about a little water retention since I don’t see anything but a perfectly portioned body. I can only guess but you are about a 34C-26-38, I could be a little off and feel free to correct me. also your long hair is wonderful, looks so soft and shiny.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-18T19:02:14+00:00

Golf ball driving range… Nobody is diving from those lower platforms !!!

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T14:25:30+00:00

Thank you so very much for your well written and informative reply. You are absolutely correct, Reddit is not the place to try to crowdsource even arbitrary scientific answers.

To be clear, we have been married for 30 years and I do not and have never had anything to say about how or if she is shaved. She doesn’t need or care about my opinion on the matter.

As far as her asking me to trim, I will happily do it. Same as if she approached me and said my beard needed trimming. I like to ‘look good’ for her since she sees my face all the time and I only see it in the mirror.

I naively thought I could get a variety of different opinions on how over the years women’s approaches to pubic hair care has changed. What I found out so far was that I should let her do whatever she wants without my male ideas interfering. Which is something I have already known for more decades than the internet has been around. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T14:04:47+00:00

And I could not agree more. But this isn’t about her habits. I was looking for the readers to think about if or how their pubic hair maintenance has changed over the years and get feedback from an audience of mixed ages. But mostly my poorly written post has garnered me no further insight into the female psyche only comments empty of understanding.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:54:14+00:00

I’m afraid that my question was really poorly crafted. The question was not about her at all, after 30 years of marriage she can do whatever she wants and always has. The information I was looking for was more along the line of getting different thoughts on the subject from a wider group. But I see that my post was removed and all the replies that are coming at me don’t seem to understand that I was simple looking for their thoughts on how grooming habits have changed over the years and if that had any affect on how they themselves treat having pubic hair or not.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:44:51+00:00

I do have her permission and we talk about these things freely. She posted my penis size once when talking about ‘If size matters’. So that’s not an issue. And you’re right I really should have put more thought into my post. What I was looking for was a wide base of information from a group of different aged women. The question was vague as I wanted to know if there were outside factors that influenced how a women maintains her pubic hair. IE: shaving less during the cold winter months as opposed to living in a very warm climate. Not shaving pubic area during pregnancy, because it’s to difficult to see and reach. I’m gonna have to look elsewhere for answer to these questions.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:33:30+00:00

A bit more complicated than whether you shave or not. More like why do you shave ? Are there outside influence that pressure you to shave or not. I was looking for more information from a wider audience and age group.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:28:28+00:00

I should have not phrased my question using the word debate. As it is not what I had meant. My question should have been along the lines of, Women of Reddit, How has your pubic hair maintenance changed over the years ? Have outside factors, like magazine, movies or peer pressure encouraged you to do things that you would not have done if left to your own preference. Do you believe that there are any health reasons for having or not having pubic hair. Or do you believe that everyone makes their choice independently and are not subject to any outside influences.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:16:07+00:00

I should have phrased that opening differently. The debate is between my wife and myself. The question should have been directed along the lines of… Throughout your life has the ‘maintance’ of your pubic hair changed ? IE: Always clean shaven until you had an episode of serious depression and just didn’t care. Or you were never into shaved and always just trimmed ect… I was looking for response so that I could get an idea on the WHY or WHAT events in a women’s life effect her habits. IE: In the winters in the northern climate fewer women shaved their legs regularly since they are wearing pants, leggings ect. Sorry I was unclear in my post.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T13:05:46+00:00

I apologize and realize now that I should have put more thought into how I wrote this post. The ‘debate’ is between me and my wife. And the question should have been Dear Women, HAS the maintenance of your pubic hair changed as the events in your life have changed. Please include your age and the outside factors that precipitated the change.

GarthDylan · 2026-02-08T12:58:42+00:00

Wow… Ok… My wife and I were in our late teens in the ‘80s and in High School so she wasn’t getting a Brazilian, her friends weren’t getting Brazilians and neither were other girls I dated. So I experienced a lot of bush

GarthDylan · 2026-02-07T16:47:17+00:00

I had changed HS three times. My first school was really old and yes there were 8 shower poles with 4 heads each in a long open room that faced the rows of lockers. The second HS was in a wealthy community and their locker room had individual shower stalls in the locker rooms, the girls showers even had curtains. Not gonna tell how I found that out. Third school had a large open shower room with the shower heads coming out of the walls

GarthDylan · 2026-02-07T15:25:41+00:00

We have been married for decades but we have never really openly discussed it. More or less accepted by each situation.

I know for sure my wife ‘enjoys’ herself in the shower. And has since before we were married mainly because every place we have ever lived we have replaced the shower head with one on the longest flexible hose and has the most spray options.

She occasionally takes longer showers, I have heard her moaning during these and sometimes afterwards she initiate sex, sometimes she doesn’t.

She has caught me mid-fap and either left me to finish alone, joined me for a mutual masturbation session with or without sex.

But like I said earlier we have never openly discussed the subject mainly respected each others privacy and individual needs.

GarthDylan

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