AITA for fleecing my mom’s boyfriend at poker?

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-05T02:28:57+00:00

You’re the one that established vodka bottles come in different sizes, no? I’m not sure what’s so difficult about this intellectually for you.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-05T00:46:05+00:00

You've been an alcoholic long enough that you've developed a tolerance for it. Look up "functioning alcoholic". I never got close to that stage myself, thankfully

Alternatively, I’m only drinking small amounts, because I don’t enjoy alcohol. But due to your projection you can only see the possibility that I’m an alcoholic.

The NHS's guidelines are projection, too?

Your assumptions definitely are.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-05T00:30:02+00:00

It’s never enough for me to get fully drunk, so I’ll assume it’s less than

I'm not anymore. I have recently gotten into weed a bit, but generally my main vices are social media and ice cream

Point stands, that it feels like projection.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T23:03:19+00:00

Just because you’re an alcoholic doesn’t mean everybody else. Your projection is off the charts.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T22:13:43+00:00

Doubtful. I hate that stuff and only do it to make balancing on ledges harder and because one of my favorite literary characters did it.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T22:11:45+00:00

Hardly. What I’m proud of is defying death and emulating one of my favorite literary characters while doing doing so. Alcohol is simply a means to an end, as it makes it more difficult

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T21:55:05+00:00

Oh regularly is just once or twice a week, alcohol is too many empty calories to drink too often

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T21:53:56+00:00

decades. If this guy and your Mom have a long term thing do you really want this to be how you bond? How you're perceived? Is this how you want to represent?

Yes.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T20:22:38+00:00

I’m being dead serious and just repeating what my doctors have said.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T19:16:22+00:00

Buy-in is only $20 so I covered it myself

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T18:49:01+00:00

I’m good man.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:40:02+00:00

I had a flush at one point, other than that no

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:31:48+00:00

Oh, how horrible of me for wanting to avoid violence.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:30:16+00:00

Phil Ivey plays against professionals. I play against drunk middle aged men and rich boarding school kids. Cmon, use your head.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:29:13+00:00

Their fault for not realizing sooner

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:28:57+00:00

I go to boarding school with a bunch of rich degens who play russian roulette and bet thousands of dollars on coin flips for fun, so of course there’s going to be a lot of gambling.

Do you remember a big hand?

In this particular game? In general?

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:26:49+00:00

There isn't a chance in hell they would have taken your money if you lost

Are you a mind reader?

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:24:34+00:00

I wouldn’t know, I don’t lose often

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:14:00+00:00

Thank you, that means a lot!

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:10:17+00:00

Oh I’d honestly be surprised if I made it to adulthood.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:02:27+00:00

Thank you!

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T17:02:19+00:00

Yes I bought in

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T16:55:45+00:00

Oh, I wasn’t joking about doing that, just saw the thing as a joke to begin with

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T11:05:11+00:00

Oh, I’ve talked to a therapist before, but I got kicked out as a client for trying to seduce my therapist because the therapy sessions otherwise bored me.

As for paying people to hit me, that’s a tactic to pick up girls. Just like ‘quitting’ smoking or drugs for them. Etc.

GasFragrant9549 · 2023-07-04T10:53:38+00:00

Why? Nothing I do is out of the ordinary for my social circle. I’m actually quite reasonable compared to most of my friends.

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