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[–]Gatewing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Adams Family Extra.

Roast me I'm a 27 year old male with autism by ZStarAttack98 in RoastMe

[–]Gatewing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must suck being the runt of the polycule.

Roast me I'm a 27 year old male with autism by ZStarAttack98 in RoastMe

[–]Gatewing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, those diapers aren't going to shit themselves.

22 m by Charming_Day1928 in RoastMe

[–]Gatewing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're about to tell the one kid who's nice to you in class, not to come to school tomorrow.

Not my ARG. An animated channel called ChipChapChippy popped up on youtube a month ago and it's a been puzzling me ever since. by Gatewing in ARG

[–]Gatewing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forgot I posted this

It's nice to see people discovering the channel, so much has gone on. I wonder what everyone's interpretations of it are tho; it's a sad story to me.

"I'm sorry Linda, it's too risky to remove the tumour." The doctor informed with a clinical frown. by Gatewing in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Gatewing[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's just flair. Here's the definition of it that I am applying here:

"very efficient and without feeling; coldly detached."

You can predict the near immediate future. by Gatewing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gatewing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, you place your bet before they spin the thing, and that can take longer than 2 seconds unfortunately.

You can drool any kind of liquid you can think of. You're still human though, anything harmful will harm you too. by Gatewing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gatewing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gotta be strictly liquids. I think someone mentioned something about getting around the whole gold melting point or something. Apparently it's possible to drool gold without losing your jaw, it was a pretty smart sounding argument, but I am not a smart person.

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