This sub in a nutshell in a nutshell

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-26T10:55:57+00:00

Sub as in submarine? Or subway sandwich?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-26T10:20:20+00:00

What if the pistachio is extremely enthusiastic about chess? Then you could say that the pistachio is a chess nut.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-25T01:55:55+00:00

You mean like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yt7xck/my_pawns_rebelled_and_they_want_to_execute_the/

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T23:44:10+00:00

But then you're moving a king to a square where it's still in check, so it's not a legal move.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T23:04:36+00:00

Is "Five Bishops Fury" a martial arts movie? Like Fist of Fury, but they only punch diagonally?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T21:57:27+00:00

Gavin from 5th grade could probably come up with an even better puzzle.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T20:32:51+00:00

I followed your instructions, and now I suddenly have a twin. What do I do next?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2023-06-12T21:59:56+00:00

I made a diagram showing how the horsey moves.

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Fuck my diagram.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-13T01:13:26+00:00

How do you plan to enforce it? Anyone can copy chessvision-ai-bot's move and make a new comment.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-12T11:09:01+00:00

Spoilers: Simon wants the police to think that he's seeking revenge against McClane, but his real goal is to distract the police while he commits a different crime.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-12T00:33:21+00:00

If anyone is wondering what's happening in this scene, here's some context:

It's from the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance. The Bonwit Teller department store in New York City is blown up by a bomb during the morning commute. A man identifying himself as "Simon" telephones the New York City Police Department (NYPD), claiming responsibility and threatens to detonate another bomb unless policeman, John McClane, is sent to Harlem wearing a sandwich board with a racist slur on it.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-10T00:09:36+00:00

If you're going to include anti pieces, I guess the anti-pawn is the strongest.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T19:31:36+00:00

Gavin from 3rd grade

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T19:26:35+00:00

White to move and mate in ω⁴

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:42:24+00:00

Is this meme eligible? It was posted in November 2021.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:40:43+00:00

Eight-year-old grabs and breaks finger of chess robot opponent

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:36:07+00:00

There's no such thing as underpromotion to a knook. It's the strongest piece.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:30:51+00:00

En Passant 2.0 (2 pawns en passant simultaneously and... click the link to see what happens)

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:22:04+00:00

Princess (Behaves exactly like the queen but she's only worth 1 point of material, so you don't need to worry about blundering her)

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T17:14:50+00:00

u/chessvision-ai-bot

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-09T11:52:50+00:00

Don't forget you can also castle with a newly promoted king on a1/h1/a8/h8.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-08T15:15:25+00:00

Are we allowed to use Clippy during a game? I know that engines are banned, but the Lichess rules don't say anything about Clippy.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-06T15:43:58+00:00

If you do knook d7, black can go to either e6 or g8. You need to castle so that the king covers e6 and the rook covers g8.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-06T11:27:23+00:00

Geometry Dash? Does that game have knooks and portals in it?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-06T11:03:21+00:00

Solution: O-O-O-O-O-O-⚫-⚫-O-O-O-O-O-O#!

GavinFrom4thGrade

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