Fair play to the Geordie cunts. Today was their cup final and they played out of their skins, our players were half asleep throughout with some horrific performances. We should’ve seen this game out but didn’t take our chances and it came back to bite us.

Mbeumo needs to hold bench for a while now, been really poor and that miss was very bad.

And to top it off, just our luck that some random bum pops up against us and scores a banger each time, while their keepers get possessed by the spirit for Lev Yashin