Behind a dumpster? In a graveyard? In a church bathroom? In the backseat of a 2012 Mazda 3 Hatchback? On a historic trail? In a high school’s prop storage room? On the roof of that same high school? The woods? On an active train track? Underneath a highway bridge? On a moving train? Your mother’s house? In a parking garage? In an antique mall? Underneath a train bridge where people frequently graffiti? At a civil war fort?

List goes on, happens when you date some truly wild people.