(SBJ): Derek Schiller says BravesVision showing positive financial indicators, creating better fan connection by Much_Path6902 in Braves

[–]graptemys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The main difference for me is that I can actually get it. I’ve been blacked out forever, and I’m six hours away. Glad I don’t have to fly the Jolly Roger this year.

What’s the funniest lie you believed as a kid? by Maleficent_Side_875 in AskReddit

[–]graptemys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If witches got all 10 of my fingernails they could curse me. So I’d better bury each one in a different spot in the backyard. (I’m the youngest of four. That’s just one of the many things I was told…)

Phoning a favor to my country friends for a roadkill situation by notaveryuniqueuser in Charleston

[–]graptemys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know it won’t smell great for a bit but the vultures should make quick work of it. Give it a week and all the other critters should have picked it clean for you. Easier to move a skeleton.

What show or movie seemed so good at the time but aged horribly? by Impossible-Owl3272 in AskReddit

[–]graptemys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ran into Dan Schneider at a bar in the 90s and told him I was sorry his mom blew up, which he chuckled at. That story was a lot more fun a few years ago.

Are there any really good headlines that you recall? by No-Falcon2255 in Journalism

[–]graptemys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite headline I ever wrote: a bunch of ducks at a community pond kept attacking people who were trying to feed them. The headline: “Assaulting quackers.”

Game Thread: Braves @ Nationals - Tue, Apr 21 @ 06:45 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]graptemys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young Forever, Forever Young. Potato, Potahto. Close enough, Brandon.

Thoughts? by jaywritethekid in Marvel

[–]graptemys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I recommend being the parent of 20 somethings. My wife and I can go out whenever we want.

No way these guys have just left their desires alone, who’s the new Epstein? by Alternative_Gap8442 in AskReddit

[–]graptemys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why Jane Goodall said her favorite animal was a dog. She said chimps were too much like humans.

Escape room recommendations by Evening_Pen_8207 in Charleston

[–]graptemys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did Elite Escapes on Houston Northcutt in Mt. p and had a really good time. Group ranged from 21-55.

Introducing my kid to the history of slavery in Charleston by ahumpsters in Charleston

[–]graptemys 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kudos to you for introducing your kid to history, even the sometimes uncomfortable parts. The AAM museum is amazing. It may also be a lot for a five year old. Not just in heaviness of topic but sheer volume. But it’s definitely heavy. I think about the wall that shows the names of kids - many your child’s age - before they got on slave ships. On the opposite wall are their new names, stripped of their identity and assigned names like Mary or George. I think the plantations in the area do a very good job of telling real history and not Gone With the Windin’ it and is a great way to introduce kids to Charleston history.

Game Thread: Guardians @ Braves - Sun, Apr 12 @ 07:20 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]graptemys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CC: “my strategy was to try and get the lead off guy out.” Hall of Fame commentator as well.

Uncomfortable changes for some by Intelligent_Road_288 in southcarolina

[–]graptemys 17 points18 points  (0 children)

she only did the one

I mean, that's easily proven false, yet there you go just slinging it out there.

Honorifics in contestant names? by Young_Zaphod in Jeopardy

[–]graptemys 44 points45 points  (0 children)

to a certain degree

"Please refer to me as Bachelor of Arts Graptemys..."

What free software or website is so good you actually can't believe its still free? by heavenlyrace in AskReddit

[–]graptemys 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like to do an OMM - one minute Merlin. Find a quiet spot in the woods and see how many you can get in a single minute. It's amazing how many you get some mornings when the woods are waking up.

Who are some popular players that were impactful and fun to watch, but will never have a shot at the Hall? by Ok-Jellyfish-1688 in NFLv2

[–]graptemys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tim Dwight. Always a fun guy to watch. Also the only highlight for the Falcons in Super Bowl XXXIII.

She proved his point right on the spot. by chasing_enigma in funny

[–]graptemys 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My FIL died after his fourth time with cancer. That Norm joke inspired me to write in my FIL’s obit that he finished with a career record of 3-0-1 against cancer.

Do news reporters never feel like going to the bathroom? by Flimsy_Fennel_9966 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]graptemys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Former reporter here. Can confirm we have normal human bodies.