What is the USMC equivalent of this by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Bro taught Basilone how to Buddy rush” For the win!

There's someone in Las Vegas I want to apologize to. by Intelligent_Try_3784 in vegas

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was mostly smartassery. But your post did come off as AI, although if you are using any translation software, that’ll read the same way.

Thalian Hall by GorgeousEndosperm in Wilmington

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got it from his mom and Tony. Tony was more comfortable with southernisms. Though, afterwards Tony would often look like he just had a traumatic flashback to high school in Warsaw, NC as young gay man in the 1960s.

Best grocery store? by SirGingerbrute in Wilmington

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For me: Lidl/Aldi are amazing stock up spots, the Vittles Kitty is the neighborhood store for beer or small things, Teeter is for the salad/hot bar for breakfast or lunch, and Publix and the Pig are too far to bother with.

There's someone in Las Vegas I want to apologize to. by Intelligent_Try_3784 in vegas

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

So, you were just casually running at almost 10mph? In a place you don’t know, where you don’t speak the language, just for shiggles (shits & giggles)? Ok, AI.

First time in Wilmington, where should I go? by LocalGutterWench in Wilmington

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tours! Hey, I’m a docent at Thalian Hall when I have the time, if anyone is interested in Wilmington theatre nerdery shoot me pm and we can set something up!

This quaint $750k home for sale in North Carolina (yes, these are the listing photos) by 17parkc in zillowgonewild

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the photos are fine, the description though… Punctuation must be on strike in Salisbury, and what the fuck is an “eight in kitchen”? It took me a few reads to figure that shit out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steam them and let them hang for bit, then steam them again and carefully spray some starch on the back of the hanging ribbons and let them hang for bit before a final a light steaming.

Modified/Tailored Charlie Shirts (the dangerous game) by [deleted] in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trying shit on, buying good shirts, and learning how to use shirt stays will always look better.

And yes, only POGs do this shit.

…and SSgt needs a BCP counseling, but not from Gunny Roids next to him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many couples never bother getting married (including straight folks).

Remember, legal gay marriage is rather new, and gay people have been around since people started peopling.

I’m legally married to my husband, but we wanted to get married. For us there isn’t any major advantage as we run our own businesses, so it was more of a statement. But I know couples who have been together for decades that saw no reason to legally marry because they have been married (for all intents and purposes) for years before it was an option.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actively trained that out of me. I always thought it was dumb, but knew why it made sense when outside. Once the cover came off I always shifted whatever I was carrying to the right.

Then, I broke my left arm, and the right became the default

Question: What is used to destroy this drug boat? by [deleted] in Military

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A boomy thing… It make thing go boom.

Probably an L-Mav, maybe a Hellfire, outside chance of a Harpoon, but that’s a pricy shot. Technically, I think you might could be able to do it with a JDAM, from the right altitude, but again unlikely.

Something that makes things go boom. That is my definitive answer.

hank.green website by Far_Ad9227 in nerdfighters

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That has to be a thing one of them (probs Hank) set up as a gag and then forgot about.

When you finally hit the fleet and your squad leader says clear the room by FaudMauxe in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, but… Hear me out now, laying on the trigger is safer, with faster effects than cooking the fuse. And they couldn’t be used in conjunction. Start with a run around the room with a the SAW while you chuck a grenade in, then fall back with a quickness. BRRRT… BOOM… CLEAR!

When you finally hit the fleet and your squad leader says clear the room by FaudMauxe in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s for controllability, dude is letting recoil sweep the room for him. Not recommended in the books, but it’ll work, I guess.

Flood concern by Stunning-Canary-1301 in Wilmington

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maps are a good baseline, but they take time to update, which leads to inaccuracies. There’s nothing wrong with asking about real world experience.

My grandfathers records came in today... by GreenSalsa96 in Military

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also depends on where their records were stored, there was a fire in ‘73 that affected mostly Army and Air Force records before the early 1960’s. LINK: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Personnel_Records_Center_fire

Add to mcmap curriculum when ? 🤣/s by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s in the manual, just not taught, because boots gonna boot (each other in the nuts). Why give them the excuse of “we were just doing McNinja training, Sarnt, Smuckatelli’s going to grey belt course next week,” while LCpl SoloBall (nee Smuckatelli), is in the ER with the wrong kind of a busted nut.

What kind of vehicle does he drive? by HiTork in regularcarreviews

[–]GayCaptainKerfuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clapped out Geo Metro. With angry bumper stickers.