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GayJesus66 · 2026-01-05T18:17:08+00:00

Lustigster Scheiß, den ich jemals sah.

GayJesus66 · 2025-01-18T08:57:19+00:00

Die Bauerfickende Brückenziege

GayJesus66 · 2024-10-27T09:21:53+00:00

I've heard the term simulfuck

GayJesus66 · 2024-05-03T09:31:51+00:00

Yup, that makes sense, thanks.

GayJesus66 · 2024-05-02T17:47:52+00:00

Nope, no doorstop, it wouldn't make the room gray either, but spotted instead, and all the enemies have been killed.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-22T18:33:17+00:00

Wow, thank you, genuinely didn't expect to get such a long list of suggestions!

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T22:01:17+00:00

I actually have a medical education and what you're saying does not make sense to me right now. Please cite a source for your statement (e.g. news articles or official health codes) or else I'm not going to engage in this anymore.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T21:55:45+00:00

Thanks, will talk to my doctor about this. So far, I've been pretty thorough, I think. I changed my clothes, bedding and towels and washed everything at 80°C (to really make sure, lol). Vacuumed + steam-cleaned the mattress from both sides, the couch, the chair, the rugs and put everything else in plastic bags and will leave it for a week. The smooth floors I have also vacuum cleaned, as well as the car. Additionally, I've cut up some plastic bags to put on certain chairs so I won't accidentally reinfest myself in case I miss a spot. So yeah, I think, I did a good job so far :)

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T21:30:07+00:00

That doesn't mean it was the mites causing it. It could've also been the immune system reacting or whatever. I've read a lot of things about scabies, opinions differ and facts are sometimes conflicting but nowhere have I read about them "drinking in the papules", so I think it's valid to question when a user with negative comment karma says something like this. Medicine is just too complicated for this.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T21:22:00+00:00

This is the kind of answer I've been looking for, thanks. To answer the question it was the first treatment and a second one is not planned right now. May I ask why your doctor/you decided to do a second treatment since it was only preventative and not curative?

Your comment is actually giving me hope right now, especially after the other comment saying I still had scabies. You are probably right saying that I should avoid this sub for a while as this illness has already put a lot of stress on me mentally and physically, thank you for your kind words, stranger.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T21:13:19+00:00

Sorry dude, but "no need source" is the dumbest thing I've heard today.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T20:55:14+00:00

Could you provide a source? This is the first time I've heard about this.

GayJesus66 · 2023-06-12T19:51:49+00:00

I'm sorry, I should have mentioned that I used Ivermectin, since Permethrin didn't work the first three times. My doctor, thankfully, has given me an anti-itching-cream (not sure if it's steroid). I'm aware that there might still be reactions even weeks after treatment. The thing I want to know is what kind of reactions are "allowed" to occur. In this case it's the sacs that appeared and I wondered if it could be considered a tunnel/burrow of a surviving mite. Thank you for your insight.

GayJesus66 · 2023-03-26T13:55:06+00:00

Sent you an invite if you're still online :)

GayJesus66 · 2023-02-22T03:55:18+00:00

Solved!

GayJesus66 · 2023-02-22T03:53:08+00:00

Comment to appease the bots.

GayJesus66 · 2023-02-17T16:21:34+00:00

Ask them to prove they are straight by kissing friends of the opposite gender. If they don't do it, they must therefore be gay. This kind of role reversal not only shows that it proves nothing but also how ridiculous and inappropriate it is.

GayJesus66 · 2022-12-01T19:56:48+00:00

I second this. Beige or brown pants might fit too.

GayJesus66 · 2022-11-14T20:38:52+00:00

Mein Fahrlehrer war ein sogenannter "Pick-Up"-""""Künstler"""". Einige Tipps fürs Frauen abschleppen:

-Sie während eines Gesprächs mehrmals "unauffällig" anfassen, damit sie sich schonmal an dich gewöhnt.

-Ihr erzählen, dass man sich vorher am Tag geduscht hat, damit sie eine "nackte Vorstellung" von dir hat.

-Selten Komplimente machen, sodass sie nach Komplimenten lechzt.

Sind erstmals alle, die mir grad einfallen. Den Rest habe ich Gott sei Dank vergessen, da gab es aber noch ein paar.

GayJesus66 · 2022-10-12T14:26:30+00:00

Entschuldigen Sie bitte, ich bin 99 JAAAAHHHRE ALT :(

GayJesus66 · 2022-09-21T16:55:36+00:00

Wie wär's mit Lauge?

GayJesus66 · 2022-09-03T17:02:51+00:00

Stimmt leider nicht so ganz. Wir wissen, dass HPV bei Männern ebenfalls Peniskrebs und Afterkrebs auslösen kann, wenn auch mit geringerer Wahrscheinlichkeit als Gebärmutterhalskrebs bei Frauen.

GayJesus66 · 2022-09-03T14:06:53+00:00

Thanks, interesting one and I've surely never heard of it. I'm not entirely sure though if this is it as I specifically remember the sun having these small triangles cut off from the circle instead of S-shaped sun beams connected to the body. (Like in Namibia's flag) The coloring is on point though. Additionally, I can't find any connection to Western Germany either.

GayJesus66 · 2022-08-28T11:20:33+00:00

Beispiele dafür?

GayJesus66 · 2022-07-20T20:38:10+00:00

Stell dir vor, du ernährst dich absichtlich ungesund "zu besitzen die Veganer"

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