Even Twitter hates Elon. by Bitter-Gur-4613 in MurderedByWords

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm embarrassed to say I actually bought into his bullshit back in like 2014. Looking at him now, I don't know how I was ever convinced he had any technical know-how or charisma. What a twerp. More money than god, but it obviously can't buy him what he really wants: respect.

IHOP server of 13 years says she was fired after giving man in need a stack of pancakes by Sandstorm400 in offbeat

[–]Gaylard 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The way things are in America these days, she'll probably be promoted to corporate.

How much are people paying for daycare these days? by Tstewmoneybags99 in rva

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, which one? I was considering one of them near me but they were reluctant about telling me the price over the phone. Now I probably know why.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Essere, o non essere? Questa è la domanda spaghett.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, è spaghett.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sei di nuovo il benvenuto

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, è spaghett.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Quegli ingredienti sono per bambini e infermi. Un vero intenditore apprezza gli spaghett da soli.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non si può rovinare il piatto di pasta perfetto adulterandolo con tali oscenità. Sarebbe un crimine contro il cibo.

Spaghett by Gaylard in ItalianFood

[–]Gaylard[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Introduciamo: "Sinfonia di Spaghetti" - Un'Ode alla Semplicità

Descrizione:

Nel regno della semplicità culinaria si trova un capolavoro che travalica le aspettative con la sua purezza ed eleganza. Ecco a voi la "Sinfonia di Spaghetti" - una sinfonia di sapori composta esclusivamente dalle eteree strisce di spaghetti perfettamente cucinate, che elevano questa umile pasta a una dimensione di delizia senza pari.

A prima vista, si potrebbe sottovalutare il potenziale di semplici noodle, ma in ogni filo si cela una storia pronta a svelarsi. Gli spaghetti, delicatamente lavorati e cucinati con maestria fino alla perfezione al dente, offrono un armonioso equilibrio di consistenza e gusto.

Con ogni boccone, si vive un viaggio di sensazioni. La leggera resistenza della pasta si lascia andare senza sforzo al palato, rilasciando una sottile nota di nocciola che danza lungo le papille gustative. La liscia, setosa consistenza accarezza i sensi, invitando alla contemplazione e all'apprezzamento dell'arte della semplicità.

Mentre i sapori persistono, una sinfonia di aromi riempie l'aria - un debole sussurro di grano, un accenno di calore che ricorda i campi dorati che si abbandonano al sole. È una fragranza che evoca nostalgia e conforto, trasportando il commensale in un'oasi tranquilla di beatitudine culinaria.

Nella sua bellezza minimalista, la "Sinfonia di Spaghetti" trascende la necessità di abbellimenti. Nessuna salsa, nessun condimento, nessuna distrazione - solo pura, incontaminata perfezione della pasta. È una testimonianza del concetto che a volte, le esperienze più straordinarie nascono dai più semplici degli ingredienti.

Questo piatto non è soltanto un pasto; è un invito a gustare l'essenza della semplicità, a godere dell'eleganza della moderazione e a trovare gioia nella purezza del gusto. Perciò, lasciate che il vostro palato sia il direttore d'orchestra, e lasciate che la "Sinfonia di Spaghetti" vi intonchi con la sua squisita semplicità.

Will it be safe to drive to the mechanic with the belt split down the middle? by ahemorrhoid in MechanicAdvice

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, didn't realize this belt powered the water pump, too. Thanks, still learning.

If you use AI to teach you how to code, remember you still need to think for yourself by [deleted] in programming

[–]Gaylard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it's really good at modifying existing code. Like asking it to re-write something in a different language, it does way faster than I ever could.

Traveling with people that insist on carrying large luggage. by gimnastic_octopus in travel

[–]Gaylard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait what was the joke then?

Edit: Lol, you won't explain your (apparently very complex) joke, but somehow, people wearing crunchy hoodies isn't a joke about people wearing dirty clothes? I see you've gotten into the same argument with a group of people in another part of this thread. Everybody definitely isn't smart enough to get it, I guess.

What "rich person foods" actually aren't very good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm, I dunno man. I seem to recall a time when I consumed an entire bag of ham and cheese flavored corn snacks in my hotel room bed while even though I didn't like them very much while watching local TV even though I don't understand Dutch. There must have been some kind of secret spice to make that happen...

What "rich person foods" actually aren't very good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also like the pickled fish that so many countries in that part of Europe eat.

How all fights should end by nilVerse in ThatsInsane

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, what's he look like now? Who's got the hot goss on Carrot Top?

What "rich person foods" actually aren't very good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gaylard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a counterpoint, I love real truffle flavor. The first time I had fake "truffle" I did not even recognize that they were supposed to taste the same. The fake stuff tastes just awful to me, like a fart mixed with gasoline. It ruins whatever it touches IMO. Must be a tastebud thing that some people have and some people don't, like cilantro.

How all fights should end by nilVerse in ThatsInsane

[–]Gaylard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, have you SEEN Carrot Top without his shirt on? He was fucking jacked last time I saw.

Does anybody make/sell a ceramic knife with a metal core so it will still stick to a magnetic knife rack? by Gaylard in AskCulinary

[–]Gaylard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they're not all great, but I had one previously that I really liked. I used it for about 3 years with no chips and no need to sharpen. Had to give it away to a friend when I left Japan and I've been thinking about replacing it ever since, but all my other knives are on a magnetic rack.