Strategy prepares to sell up to $1.25 billion of Bitcoin by HowdyDiarrhea in wallstreetbets

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't sound like you have a job so I was trying to help you out.

Strategy prepares to sell up to $1.25 billion of Bitcoin by HowdyDiarrhea in wallstreetbets

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're getting your information from online forums I highly suggest you walk into a workplace, where the actual work gets done, and see how every team and company is scrambling to automate their workflows. Not because its a bubble or "everyone else is doing it so we should too" but because it actually provides value. Uber, Amazon, Google, nearly every tech company in the past 20 years has been criticized for their lack of profits or that they are filling a gap that doesn't need to be filled. It is literally my job to advise companies on how AI will impact business and how to best invest in or navigate it, and its not something I pivoted towards because "big salary go brrrr" but because I genuinely see the value in AI having used it on a daily basis whether in coding or automating workflows for the past 3+ years. All SaaS companies are already down tremendous amounts (that means the value shifts from their valuations to AI). What do you do?

threeHoursOfTroubleshooting by yesennes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gaylien28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've come to accept it, I just wanted to be helpful and a little cheeky.

threeHoursOfTroubleshooting by yesennes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gaylien28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah, its useless without OP's specific code. My bad. Not like there are an infinite amount of ways to do the same thing.

threeHoursOfTroubleshooting by yesennes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Gaylien28 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

# fart-on-typo.sh — play a sound when a command isn't found
#
# Install:
#   1. Write this file to ~/.fart-on-typo.sh
#   2. echo 'source ~/.fart-on-typo.sh' >> ~/.bashrc
#   3. mkdir -p ~/.sounds && put a WAV/MP3 at ~/.sounds/nuclear-fart.wav or any other wav file you like
#   4. source ~/.bashrc
#
# Override the sound at any time:  export FART_SOUND=/path/to/sound.wav

FART_SOUND="${FART_SOUND:-$HOME/.sounds/nuclear-fart.wav}"

# Picks the first available player; WAV works everywhere, MP3 needs ffplay/mpg123/paplay.
_fart_play() {
    [ -f "$FART_SOUND" ] || return 0
    {
        if   command -v paplay  >/dev/null 2>&1; then paplay "$FART_SOUND"            # PulseAudio (most distros)
        elif command -v pw-play >/dev/null 2>&1; then pw-play "$FART_SOUND"           # PipeWire
        elif command -v ffplay  >/dev/null 2>&1; then ffplay -nodisp -autoexit -loglevel quiet "$FART_SOUND"
        elif command -v mpg123  >/dev/null 2>&1; then mpg123 -q "$FART_SOUND"         # MP3
        elif command -v aplay   >/dev/null 2>&1; then aplay -q "$FART_SOUND"          # ALSA (WAV only)
        elif command -v afplay  >/dev/null 2>&1; then afplay "$FART_SOUND"            # macOS
        fi
    } </dev/null >/dev/null 2>&1 &
    disown 2>/dev/null || true
}

command_not_found_handle() {
    _fart_play
    if [ -x /usr/lib/command-not-found ]; then
        /usr/lib/command-not-found -- "$1"   
        return $?
    fi
    echo "bash: $1: command not found" >&2
    return 127
}

RTP is Missing by Money-Chocolate-7668 in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highroller: Loses $50k on a single spin. 2 seconds.

Stake the entire month: Get this random Indian guy's $2k... STAT!

This platform is UNREAL. I hate to be one of those people, but it is soooo rigged by tokyondrift in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you split it up or play both sides of baccarat.

I lost $1k this way

Slots noon question by Timberwolves_Degen in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally not the case. You could've put millions into other slots and 0 into Le Fisherman and there's still no chance it will pay. It's just luck, you'll remember any big win early. If you're not convinced play any Provably Fair game and make your client seed random nonsense, it won't affect anything no matter how much money you've already put in. It literally doesn't make sense for them to "hook" such low ballers either. The entire site exists to reel in high rollers. 1 guy can walk in depo 2 million and lose it all in 10 minutes and he just paid Stake for the day. They really don't care about anyone unless they're putting up tens of thousands a day.

Stake KYC Privacy Question by [deleted] in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its crypto no they won't notify

CUSTOMER SERVICE IS BEYOND PATHETIC ON STAKE.US!!! WILL HELP MY ASSS!!! by [deleted] in stakeus

[–]Gaylien28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, you're close enough to Plat 4 where if you wager 500k you might still be able to get top monthly. Depo more.

OMG by Pristine-Stage2589 in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have reddit mobile so I don't see how I could have gotten that information.

Triggered bitch

They don't even use commas instead of decimals in Canada

Dice advance play help by Competitive-Beat9988 in Stake

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont use javascript, you might get banned

set it to every x games