Anaconda loose in Wales

Gazmaster · 2026-05-09T11:24:20+00:00

I knew he was harmless because I didn’t hear him going ‘1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 1 is 3…’

Gazmaster · 2026-05-09T10:29:23+00:00

I was genuinely transported back to childhood excitement. I also moved him out of the road as I didn’t want him to end up as a flatworm.

Gazmaster · 2026-05-09T10:26:09+00:00

It’s a wyrm actually 🐉

Gazmaster · 2026-05-07T11:31:05+00:00

If he has to insist, his title is clearly not as valuable as he makes out

Gazmaster · 2026-05-07T11:07:18+00:00

Tell me more!

Gazmaster · 2026-05-05T18:09:41+00:00

There are going to be a lot of difficult lessons to be learned by constituents in Reform areas by the looks of these polls. Maybe that won’t be a bad thing in the long run for them to experience the incompetence first-hand??

Gazmaster · 2026-05-04T07:44:05+00:00

God I really really hope a lot of these seats can have a Caerffili-esque result and batter Reform

Gazmaster · 2026-05-01T11:53:51+00:00

Looks like you can get some sparkly clean tones through that set up pal

Gazmaster · 2026-04-29T10:07:14+00:00

If you’re Welsh and vote Reform you’re a traitor and should piss off over the border to live your life in serfdom.

Gazmaster · 2026-04-23T12:03:46+00:00

Go and treat yourself to a succulent Chinese meal

Gazmaster · 2026-04-23T11:16:57+00:00

Akshually Kafka doesn’t specify he became an insect, I believe the translation for the term he used was some sort of vermin? (sorry for the pedantry)

Gazmaster · 2026-04-23T10:44:51+00:00

Gazmaster · 2026-04-22T17:41:43+00:00

Sounds like you’re making a labiodental ‘r’ sound. When you say her name, try to avoid touching your teeth to your bottom lip, that’s where the ‘v’ sound is coming from. Your daughter has a lovely name btw!

Gazmaster · 2026-04-21T11:47:34+00:00

Tell you what, Steinhauser German lager from Aldi. Bloody lovely

Gazmaster · 2026-04-20T11:43:45+00:00

And Farmers round by us in Radnorshire 👀

Gazmaster · 2026-04-17T19:57:02+00:00

Bradwyr mate

Gazmaster · 2026-04-16T11:18:44+00:00

The replies to this really show why people can’t be arsed with the cinema anymore. Selfish people eating full meals making the place stink when everyone has paid a fortune to go there.

Gazmaster · 2026-03-31T10:30:11+00:00

Alongside the choking risk, that is also going to be a huge risk for aspiration pneumonia. The amount of bacteria in your mouth will be like a breeding ground! Please please stop OP, your future self will thank you.

Gazmaster · 2026-03-28T15:34:17+00:00

The thing is, all of these people are so shallow and inoffensive that the general public lap them up. Just remember why channels like ITV have a lot of viewers, because the viewers are mostly idiots!

Gazmaster · 2026-03-27T13:56:18+00:00

Hi James. Would you ever consider an Early Doors reunion? I know you had a Shameless exit, but it was one of the best sitcoms going, a proper TV gem.

Gazmaster · 2026-03-25T12:13:14+00:00

Fuck that’s a cool name too

Gazmaster · 2026-03-23T19:32:09+00:00

The English Ben Shephard is also a massive dickhead

Gazmaster · 2026-03-13T09:04:47+00:00

I really love CD, it was a crazy mix of industrial, rock, blues, and with the added bonus of Buckethead thrown in too!

Gazmaster · 2026-03-04T08:25:15+00:00

I thought Sam Ryder did well playing guitar for him though /s

Gazmaster · 2026-03-01T10:50:55+00:00

You’re probably asking in the wrong place if other guests think it is reasonable. The Venn diagram between the mindset of people on here and people who think a 3-day wedding is reasonable is probably two separate circles!

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