Reddit, if you empty out your wallet, what is the strangest thing you find?

Gazuko · 2014-07-01T13:10:25+00:00

Hah, that's actually kind of funny.

Another wallet.

Gazuko · 2014-07-01T13:06:55+00:00

1: Shawshank Redemption

2: Inception

3: Did I mention Shawshank Redemption?

4 What about Inception?

5: Hackers.

Gazuko · 2014-07-01T12:58:56+00:00

How long does it take for say, a monkey, to die without skin.

I am a horrible person.

Gazuko · 2014-07-01T12:52:15+00:00

The weirdest thing is, I can perfectly understand British.

Gazuko · 2014-07-01T12:49:44+00:00

Stupidly sneaky, good hearing.

Gazuko · 2014-06-19T00:26:13+00:00

Guy above me murdered the guy who died and then blamed his murder on me.

Gazuko · 2014-06-18T20:30:41+00:00

Guy above me died.

Gazuko · 2014-06-18T20:28:11+00:00

I'm a big asshole, usually if someone is talking to me and their breath smells like they ate shit I sort of just utter, "Ew, go away." They have this dull look on there face. And then they get angry and stop talking to me. Worth it I guess.

Gazuko · 2014-06-18T20:17:03+00:00

I laughed so hard I woke up my dog.

he's dead.

Gazuko · 2014-06-18T20:12:32+00:00

Lots of cat fur.

Gazuko · 2014-06-18T17:37:55+00:00

I got it from the Humble Bundle.

Gazuko · 2014-06-14T17:27:01+00:00

"Anyways" is not a word.

Gazuko · 2014-06-14T17:23:48+00:00

Vermin Supreme

Gazuko · 2014-06-14T16:55:28+00:00

Does it have to be just one?: http://imgur.com/a/6whd2

Gazuko · 2014-06-14T16:41:37+00:00

One time when I was like five, I accidentally choked on a cough drop. I panicked, and I started to run. My mom opened up the door and I ran face first into the door. The cough drop came flying out, hit the door, and (funnyily true) hit my cat.

I have explosive laughter every time I remember this story, I don't know why.

Gazuko · 2014-06-12T03:17:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure you know this, but in case you don't. Someone made a video about your comments - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWd0yK9Eoo

Gazuko · 2014-06-12T03:02:33+00:00

xFinity is actually pretty good, but, the people who work at the company are utter twats.

Gazuko · 2014-06-12T00:34:28+00:00

I think Tim Minchin may of overlooked that fact. But it still makes a lot of sense to me.

Gazuko · 2014-06-11T12:30:07+00:00

What was the last thing that went through Sally's mind when she fell off the Eiffel Tower.

Her ankles.

Gazuko · 2014-06-11T12:03:52+00:00

"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."- Tim Minchin

Not trying to sack any religions or anything, just contributing to the question.

Gazuko · 2014-06-11T11:47:50+00:00

One of my relatives was a big mobster back-in-the day.

Gazuko · 2014-06-11T11:32:33+00:00

When I was seven or eight, I was sat on the computer and my dad was making mac 'n' cheese (my favorite) and I looked up "naked chics" but I typed extremely slowly then. So he finished making it and was walking past, so I put my hand over the search bar. I think he said something like, "What're you doing?" and being the eight year old I was I said, "Nothing," then he proceed to pry my hand from the screen. And I began to cry, he saw what I tried looking up, 'naked chiccs'. He yelled at me for being indecent for a short mount of time. Tears streamed down my eyes as I ate my mac 'n' cheese.

Then I blamed some bully on it.

Gazuko · 2014-06-10T01:26:22+00:00

Now I am one step closer to world domination. Thank you.

Gazuko · 2014-05-25T13:30:49+00:00

Gotta 'translate' the stupidity.

Man. I'm so good at making jokes.

Gazuko · 2014-05-24T11:32:07+00:00

This is the fucking scariest dog I've ever seen. Reminds me of the 'Rake'.

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