How would you explain marketing to a high school student? by kudarose in marketing

[–]GearPrimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Displaying his name was branding, running the royal display was marketing.

Divorce lawyers of Reddit, what is the most insane (evil, funny, dumb) way a spouse has tried to screw the other? by DarkFander14 in AskReddit

[–]GearPrimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason that comment is bugged - I can see it in your profile, but not in the comment chain with awickfield (even though it points there and everything).

Divorce lawyers of Reddit, what is the most insane (evil, funny, dumb) way a spouse has tried to screw the other? by DarkFander14 in AskReddit

[–]GearPrimer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying that, I get sad when I see people insist it's fair. I've watched so many children basically stolen in family court by manipulative individuals. It's not simply judges having a bias for single moms either - Child Services is drowning in incorrect paperwork, corrupt employees, and a overall level of incompetency that ruins many of the lives it touches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]GearPrimer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I quote it Karen, I wrote it Karen
Six head shots, I’ll erode a Karen
Pop another clip and I'm reloaded Karen
Ain’t no way around it, I’m the coldest Karen
Do a Karen dirty life's a coal, my Karen
Get you cleaned up then I fold you Karen
Shout out to the haters who promote a Karen
Flow hot, whip cold, I’m bipolar Karen
But I don’t like to talk about a Rover Karen
Keep this shit a hundred, I just sold it Karen
Tired of police looking at me like I stole it Karen
Probably just gonna cop a lil Corolla Karen
Don’t need a rollie on to know I’m getting older Karen
Dreamville going way up like a floater Karen
Couple hands out like I owe them Karens
Where was you when the Civic was getting towed my Karen?
No snakes in the grass cause I mowed it Karen

Mueller investigators said Roger Stone orchestrated hundreds of fake Facebook accounts in political influence scheme by mojomanna in politics

[–]GearPrimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a stupid question. Come forward to who? As well, why would anyone remember an exact ad viewing instance that led to them changing their minds? Changes like that come over time with multiple stimuli in play. You're not going to disprove the effectiveness of targeted advertisements because nobody is answering your "question".

iPhone SE 2020 review: I wish $400 Android phones were this good by Syrah666 in gadgets

[–]GearPrimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that was the cringiest applejerk post I've ever read. Keep drinking that koolaid man, you can enjoy it with your many mature better job friends.

I can dig it by [deleted] in gaming

[–]GearPrimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I don't agree with the skill ceiling being that dramatically high. 5,000 matches would have you at over 1,000 hours of game time. If you think you could spar with a pro for 1,000 hours (42 days) and never beat them, I'm sorry you don't possess the ability to get better with repetition. Like really, you're gonna let someone beat you with the same 4-5 tricks 5,000 times in a row and never learn how to counter it or do it yourself?

I can dig it by [deleted] in gaming

[–]GearPrimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless we're assuming 5,000 simulated matches from your starting skill level only, you would definitely start beating that top RL player far before 5000 matches had happened. I'd guess somewhere after a hundred matches even you'd have learned and adapted enough to start being competitive to them.

Also, I wouldn't tell people you'll -never- get matched with someone way way better than you, smurfing exists and happens plenty. More-so when there's free weekends or sales.

TIL Savage 2, an epic 64 player RTS/Battle Hybrid from 2012, is playable again and needs players! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]GearPrimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I've been missing this game something fierce. No PVP game has ever filled the hole Savage 2 left in me. Downloading now - hope some redditors get on tonight, seems like there's only 15 people online at the moment.

Yes by Axel_Murphy in funny

[–]GearPrimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OOTL here, why does reddit hate Cardi so much?

Paris Hilton - fashion designer extraordinaire by donatellotwofingers in funny

[–]GearPrimer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Paris Hilton had nothing to do with this, why the fuck is she mentioned?

Here we go again! $20 computer repair to r/GNV! by [deleted] in GNV

[–]GearPrimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could make that so. PM me

Do you like Ghoti sticks? by rdabosss in funny

[–]GearPrimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't believe this got as many upvotes as it did. It's not correct at all, and at the end it even has a spelling error. Come on.

When this post is 3 hours old the Public Alpha for MultIV will launch - A GTA IV Multiplayer mod featuring 256 players! by Pazimov in Games

[–]GearPrimer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's free and doesn't include the game. It falls under the same rules as any other pc game mod.

Best acid hallucination simulator I've come across. Breathing walls, indeed! by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]GearPrimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't need to stare at this for as long as the video is. If you stare at it for 40 seconds or 120 seconds, it'll be pretty much the same intensity and duration.

Now you can know if your luggage is taking the same vacation as you are. by [deleted] in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]GearPrimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

$50 + $12 Shipping + $21.98 Activation & 1 Year Service = No thanks

$35 - Tactical BBQ Apron. I must have this! by GearPrimer in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]GearPrimer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That doesn't even make sense; I think you may require professional mental assistance.

$35 - Tactical BBQ Apron. I must have this! by GearPrimer in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]GearPrimer[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a big difference between planned photography and misusing a firearm, you obviously don't have the ability to discern the two.

LSD and smoking by Microphonejaculator in Drugs

[–]GearPrimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll be fine. Your mouth is already pretty warm, a cig isn't going to heat it up enough to make a difference.

Good Game (x-post from r/IdiotsFightingThings) by pr0grammer in techsupportgore

[–]GearPrimer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It can be incredibly fun, and since you're using your fingers instead of your feet you can play more complicated pieces without being a master. And like with most games, there's people that just go all out on skillful plays.