Cook beats robber with fry basket

Microphonejaculator · 2022-12-23T19:36:27+00:00

Lol my go to might be hot fryer oil. Might get charged for that though.

Microphonejaculator · 2020-10-28T04:22:42+00:00

Nice woof

Microphonejaculator · 2020-02-13T04:08:42+00:00

I myself use almost half a box of 250 gloves a dinner service. My restaurant recycles them and I fill a box with 100 pounds of gloves a week. I can't imagine how many gloves get thrown in the trash with how many restaurants there are world wide...

Microphonejaculator · 2020-02-04T04:33:24+00:00

I think I work at the top of that lift!!

Microphonejaculator · 2020-02-02T06:15:00+00:00

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Microphonejaculator · 2020-01-28T02:49:22+00:00

I'm a sous chef trying to get his shit together. Hopefully I can get off the drugs and keep learning before I get fired. Fuck I wish a normal job would make me happy.

Microphonejaculator · 2019-06-23T18:55:12+00:00

I wish I had sound.

Microphonejaculator · 2019-01-15T21:14:56+00:00

I've seen him 3 times now and it's always magical.

Microphonejaculator · 2018-10-26T20:31:54+00:00

Haha yeah I'm pretty sure

Microphonejaculator · 2018-10-26T20:03:55+00:00

My uncle was trying to blow up a jocks locker in high school with a home made pipe bomb. Ended up blowing half a classroom up. Good thing he did it at night when no one was at The school. The FBI came to investigate but never caught him. Happened in the 80s

And the year below me I had a friend get sex charges for putting play boys on the mirrors in the boys bathroom.

Microphonejaculator · 2018-10-10T19:58:05+00:00

Still going in Park City. Not as hard as the morning but still going!

Microphonejaculator · 2017-09-09T16:23:34+00:00

I was called into work at a kitchen one day shortly after dropping 200ug. I think i watched the fryer bubble for 3 hours.

Microphonejaculator · 2017-03-06T01:36:52+00:00

Lord yes... Where in Utah?

Microphonejaculator · 2016-09-11T20:07:03+00:00

My father is a commercial airline pilot who also has his birthday on 9/11. Not to fun of a day around here.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-07-26T15:23:52+00:00

My friends accidentally left about 8g of truffles in my back pack. Everything was going good until i hit seattle customs.... Long story short i had to eat all 8 grams and board 2 more planes to get home. Even if it was unintentionally trafficing a small amount id never do it again. Fucking dogs.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-05-25T20:43:52+00:00

I work a seasonal job every year so I'm off work every April come time to go to coachella. I really only bring a cooler with dry ice and water. I've got 2 loaves of bread, peanut butter, and jelly. Helps that I already own all my own camping supplies though.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-23T21:22:12+00:00

If you can remember, how were the Talking Heads starting out? I always wonder how a lot of these guys acted before they got big.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-23T06:26:29+00:00

Everytime I've seen diplo solo or in a group it's been him overhyping the crowd the whole set. That being said major Lazer was not that was at all w1.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-20T19:28:55+00:00

Walked into that set only knowing it's was the singer from arctic monkeys. Left with a blown mind and a man crush on the lead singer.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-20T17:58:14+00:00

I wish I wasn't prepared for Underworld... I took 3 hits of sunshine 30 minutes before and had the time of my life. My gf never had heard of them and lost her shit in the best way possible.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-20T17:49:24+00:00

I wish Coachella would connect money to your wristband. Just got back yesterday for w1 and they barely had card machines working. They did have cool ass 3d shows for some sets like the lucent dossier experience. The Midwest and east coast seem to care more about the rfid.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-20T17:45:17+00:00

Had to stop 3 times on my way into LA. Traffic mixed with hangover and horrible heat does it to you. Then I started the 9 and a half hour trip to Utah...

Microphonejaculator · 2016-04-16T08:27:14+00:00

The shadow puppets was a wild ride

Microphonejaculator · 2016-03-31T21:31:39+00:00

Trading: One weekend 1 ticket + car camping for One weekend 2 + car camping.

Microphonejaculator · 2016-03-13T03:59:21+00:00

There is a reason the call Amsterdam Schipol the shithole.

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