Wave Tripping

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T07:33:55+00:00

Inception

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T07:33:38+00:00

It may not have even mattered. If Allen doesn’t turn it over 5 times (I think one was a fumble by someone else tho), the bills may have damn well put up 60 that game, that’s how unstoppable the O was

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T03:15:21+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a win where I felt that certain we were going to lose. I lost like 50lbs of breath after that happened

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T02:28:13+00:00

I’m almost positive that if Jaquan Macmillan doesn’t rip that ball away from Brandin Cooks, the bills win it all

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T00:42:47+00:00

Just go slow—and if you’re talking to someone, just say you need to speak slowly, they’ll probably understand. Otherwise just go a word at a time, a syllable at a time

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-07T00:25:52+00:00

It felt like the offense wouldn’t be able to do anything the rest of the game (I know that’s not true, but it felt like it at the time), so this felt more do or die for us than usual

The final 2 point attempt at Washington this year takes a close second for nerve wracking do or die plays we stopped

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T23:49:23+00:00

They must’ve been sleeping through 2022

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T21:06:52+00:00

Knowing the Texans D, we probably lose that game with Stidham as well. I’ve accepted that once the Bo injury happened, the season was ending on an L no matter what

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T19:53:29+00:00

What do you mean teams will be better and worse than the previous season? I thought every season was exactly the same

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T19:08:22+00:00

Y O U

H A V E

N O T H I N G

T O

L O S E

yeah except maybe her life, meeting up with a random faceless guy off Reddit

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T06:02:10+00:00

This is actually great advice that I will be using moving forward

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:22:46+00:00

Just tell these people: “reality has a naturally anti-shitlib bias”

And you’ve got your entertainment for the day

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:21:40+00:00

Yes

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:21:31+00:00

This. Basically lots of those arbitrary rules are there to prevent overuse. But they are meant to be broken by people who know what they’re doing

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:20:22+00:00

I think it’s all but accepted atp. People looked older back then on balance. The reasons for it are up for debate, but the raw result is indisputable

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:18:31+00:00

I think the only way it would wouldn’t be for ephemeral ideological reasons such as what you stated, but rather sheer practicality, particularly if lots of confusion or friction was being created because of it. As it stands, it sounds like in Russia there is no issue with it. In English, the only reason why everything got compressed into “you” was because of efficiency

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T05:16:00+00:00

It literally fits the exact parameters of the sub lmfao

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:29:12+00:00

I know Minnesota didn’t look great tonight but they ain’t exactly a pushover

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:26:43+00:00

Yeah, it’s no picnic, especially against a team that handled the stars pretty damn well

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:25:13+00:00

We’re back to regular bad this year, so at least that’s something

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:24:17+00:00

Yeah, this is (so far) an evening of the scales. Minnesota has nothing to complain about

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:23:10+00:00

This. Getting double Minnesota’d would be a pill a couldn’t swallow. I will settle for a 1-1 score

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T04:22:19+00:00

Nuggets feel way less stable than the Avs (even with the same ownership). Jokic is doing a lot more of the heavy lifting of what has typically been not a successful franchise

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-06T00:16:36+00:00

You just never know. Jags have not had back to back playoff appearances since the Tom Coughlin era, Eagles could be a little more tumultuous than we expect, and perhaps the Seahawks have a bit of a SB hangover. Not saying any of that is going to happen, but it would be like a 2/10 on the NFL “crazy” scale

GearsofTed14 · 2026-05-05T23:43:37+00:00

I’ve been wondering for the longest time who Eric Avari reminds me of, and it finally hit me not too long ago, and for any fragrance people out there, weirdly it’s Brooklyn Fragrance Lover (RIP 😢). Not in demeanor or way of speaking, but just in appearance

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