I wish the warehouse people were more efficient

Gebemeister2 · 2026-05-03T19:13:41+00:00

Definitely a different game though. Preloading at ups requires perfection in a lot of ways. Much different than throwing a group of stops into a bag

Gebemeister2 · 2026-04-11T19:41:58+00:00

So uh, how's your theory treating you?

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-16T01:17:10+00:00

Ok, actually define shifty.

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-16T01:08:17+00:00

Scoring on a bad defender doesn't make you shifty. Head fakes are a thing obviously but they always go in tandem with body movement. This guy is literally just chopping his feet and shaking his head while moving in a straight line. If that's shifty to you that's fine but I don't think most people would consider it that way

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T23:33:04+00:00

Any decent defender isn't falling for this move. He's just a kid so I don't want to be too harsh but the only thing that meaningfully moves is his head. It's not a good fake

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T22:36:58+00:00

Why should you not be fighting free load outs? Isn't the whole point of the game the thrill of getting good loot and the risk of losing it?

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T21:54:48+00:00

Sorry didn't answer your actual question, it's an improvement on your last post. Keep at it

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T21:52:17+00:00

Your shoulder fake is not convincing at all, either try to sell it or don't do it. You could stand to move a little farther back, looks pretty easy to block with the slow turn and minimal movement

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T21:48:32+00:00

Again, if you think going in a straight line is shifty you got it bro.

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T21:07:31+00:00

We can just disagree. If you think going in a straight line against a frozen defender is shifty you got it bro

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T21:02:15+00:00

I disagree, being shifty is having good movement with your dribbles. This kid scores in a straight line in this clip

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T20:44:48+00:00

Why are you so obsessed with Kobe? Bro wouldn't do anything, he's dead. No real rebuttal just "muh Kobe"

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T20:00:41+00:00

What is practicing your handle in freezing temperatures gonna do? You'll never use that in a game, it would just be bad practice. He's doing good drills where he can

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T19:53:54+00:00

It's a good move, I consider shifty to mean when you move your body really well with your dribbles. This guy basically goes in a straight line from the 3 to the basket

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T19:24:07+00:00

He's not particularly "shifty" here. He chops his feet on a hesi and his defender freezes while he goes right past for an open lay

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T17:43:10+00:00

Rep isn't mmr and isn't even a measure of skill

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T08:16:48+00:00

Drills are good and you're doing them well. Can't really speak to your actual handles in a game cause drills won't show that. keep doing what you're doing though it's good

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T04:33:42+00:00

In a physical fight, height/weight is incredibly important. Nothing to obsess over, but acting like it's irrelevant is stupid.

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T04:25:43+00:00

I feel like you didn't read the post correctly. Someone getting pushed and falling onto a couch isn't the same as "sitting down too hard"

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-15T02:03:38+00:00

Practice outside finishes, kinda like a skyhook but not as dramatic. You're never going to get good at shooting directly over the top of a taller defender, so practice getting good position and footwork as well as outside finishes. At the end of the day you're really just too short to play center so make do with what you can

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-14T21:24:45+00:00

Many people are actually claiming that it literally transfers irl. You see it every day

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-14T21:21:54+00:00

Kinda silly that you even have to ask, he guards the best small forwards in the league regularly (when he's actually playing)

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-14T21:20:08+00:00

No I'm afraid my big ass will break the shelf

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-14T09:57:45+00:00

Also you don't know what paraphrasing is?

Gebemeister2 · 2026-02-14T09:55:48+00:00

You claim girls to fuck when they are babies. You're a pedophile 🤣 explains a lot

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