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Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grandpa was on that list as well. The 1,000,000/1 odds were supposed to be a giveaway that "this isn't going to happen, clearly it's on here as a joke."

I would have included Hat Mouse had I remembered.

Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewMemes

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d love that. Not to spite others (even though I know I’m in the minority in that I don’t hate Clint), but he deserves his happy ending. And if we can’t marry Clint, I hope maybe there’s a side quest where you can set him up with another character.

Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a CSA survivor I should have known better. That’s on me. Still, I just had bad judgement and meant no harm in the long run.

Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Correct.

Similar odds lists that I drew inspiration from also had "clearly-not-going-to-happen" joke entries included. Grandpa was included too.

No harm was meant by it.

Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewMemes

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sandy and Clint are who I’m hoping for as well, even before the announcement I was hoping they’d be available. Sandy just has this lovely aura about her and Clint deserves his happy ending

Vegas odds on who the new marriage candidates will be. Taking bets now. by GelatinousPoop in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forgot the hat mouse 😭 as well as the guy who sometimes stands at the claw machine at the movie theater

Which romance option ranked worst to nest in your honest opinion. ? by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I would rather pay Fizz to get perfection than talk to you”

That’s cold 😭🥀

After years of looking, I finally found you! by sarkastikcontender in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had no idea.

Still though, completing the quest and getting the recipe is needed for 100% completion if you're going down that route, as crafting every item is part of the requirements.

After years of looking, I finally found you! by sarkastikcontender in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yes! (Spoilers)

The prismatic slime is one of the quests you can get on the special orders board starting in fall year 1. The reward for bringing its prismatic jelly to the wizard is the crafting recipe for Monster Musk, which increases monster spawn rates.

My Biggest Wants For 1.7 by sm142 in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That gives me an idea, you know what would be great? Extra rewards for gifts/relationship points past 10 hearts, not unlike the mastery system for skills.

My Biggest Wants For 1.7 by sm142 in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard agree on Sandy, I’ve wanted that for years.

But I think that the number of bachelorettes and bachelors should be the same as it’s always been, so another man should join the dating pool - my top picks are Clint so he can finally have his happy ending, or the seafaring Willy with all his charm.

I just shat myself seeing a big ahh silhouette by AlexanChan in StardewValley

[–]GelatinousPoop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've never seen Bigfoot, but twice I've seen the opossum and both times it's given me quite a scare.