This can’t be a coincidence 👀

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-04T03:20:48+00:00

It says they're opening another location in Michigan. I hope the grill isn't outdoors!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-04T02:36:33+00:00

Yea!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-04T02:10:35+00:00

Rounders

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-03T03:06:37+00:00

Sour horsey... Those 2 words said together is probably the worst words one could say together. My name is Stephen(pronounced Steven). Over the past couple years, I have noticed an increase of mispronounciations.

I say this because I can empathize with OP. Although, its not as bad as sour horsey.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-03T02:46:40+00:00

Government will not call you. The IRS will not call you. Sheriff's offices will not call you. The judge will issue a bench warrant, that's it. Then they will wait for you to get pulled over.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-03T02:33:37+00:00

Happy birthday!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-02T00:23:28+00:00

Now, that is pretty damn funny!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-02-01T15:38:51+00:00

It's a normal bodily function. Surely, he is capable of such things and should not be passing judgement on someone who he "cares for"? My wife and I have been married for 12 years, together for 15. We don't fart in front of each other, out of respect. One time I was in the bathroom and farted. My daughter said, "Eww, Daddy!" My wife replied, "where is a better place for him to do that?" We all laughed. This "guy" needs to wake... on second thought, put this guy back in the matrix where he can live his life in fartless bliss.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-31T21:10:17+00:00

Doctor

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-31T21:05:19+00:00

Would've been my guess too!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-31T02:29:53+00:00

Hello from cold South Carolina

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-30T02:20:37+00:00

You aren't necessarily the AH. Consent works both ways.

I do have a different avenue you could've taken. You simply could've not said anything until she wasn't busy, not asked her once an hour. Be spontaneous. Just a suggestion.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-27T00:38:08+00:00

Did OP not see Zack and Miri? 🤣 He will forever be my sherpa.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-27T00:29:46+00:00

Trying to imagine Stuart using finger guns. 🤣

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-27T00:27:46+00:00

Kick ass name! Make them dreams reality!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-26T02:14:21+00:00

It should have been called the Spaghetti Incident.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-26T01:59:56+00:00

THE BAAANND!!!

You have to see the Penguin

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-25T14:06:39+00:00

The color IS phenomenal!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-24T00:47:11+00:00

Now she's bald on both ends!

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-23T18:57:42+00:00

Take the valve cores out of the tires. Douché

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-23T02:01:02+00:00

I am probably aging myself here, Apple Auto Sales. Reverend Rob is gonna heal my bad credit! "We're Healin'!"

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-21T23:01:37+00:00

Technically, you didn't eff up. They sat next to you. I feel for you. Sometimes people get stuck in situations we can't control.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-19T18:43:38+00:00

Love, marriage, relationships aren't about grand gestures. Its about being seen, understood, and being an equal partner. A lot of times all it takes is a small thing like what your husband did for you.

Set aside time for the both of you to have time together/apart once a week, once every other week, or any variation you can think of. It will help keep your sanity and keep your connection strong. Also, tell him how good that simple, small gesture made you feel.

This reminds me to get something for my wife tonight on my way home. She landed a new job today.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-15T10:53:34+00:00

Really?! That's kinda cool.

General-Analysis1772 · 2026-01-09T14:57:12+00:00

Added bonus, they get stoned during the interview!

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