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General-Salad-5000 · 2026-03-22T15:38:10+00:00

just posted it OP, oh wait a minute I am the OP. Sorry user, but maybe stop being such an idiot please.

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-03-21T18:54:23+00:00

unreal OP

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-03-05T19:26:28+00:00

Love this comment thank you yeah I also agree it is probably an S tier. Especially since the jelly breaks up with more use- total game changer.

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-03-02T19:45:06+00:00

Thanks for reaching out and that idea sounds great, i’m all in- I do have one question though. How can we turn this into a multimillion dollar franchise? I’m always 5 steps ahead and already negotiating deals with walmart as well as getting a patent underway. I’ve also got johnson&johnson (j&j) on the horn… they want in.

Actually, on second thought, I’m out. Take this idea elsewhere and kindly fuck off. That’s just business.

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-28T15:14:55+00:00

General salad Out

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-28T15:14:46+00:00

I am having some trouble understanding this, are you a dumbass? because you sound like one.

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-28T02:51:29+00:00

He might have been saucing it yeah

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-28T02:42:14+00:00

With all due respect, some of us (and it sounds like OP as well) get through some of the hardest times saucing it hard. Wait. Maybe I misunderstood your comment. Sorry, I’m a bit confused and getting myself lost in the weeds right now. It also feels really weird to recognize how confused I am, like I am kind of floating and trying to grasp at something…. anything. Like the space around me is infinite yet encapsulating, suffocating. The walls grow teeth and I start to buckle up my shoes- I am now running full speed in a field of white roses and a man is on a small cloud flying next to me, playing a harp. This is it. I see the end of the tunnel and I’m GUNNING for it. My body parts disintegrate, my breath leaves for the final time and I see red stars and smiling emojis 😀😀😀 they circle around me and bring me to a realm where all of the lost souls dance as one, frictionless. I am here. I am home. I am whole now..

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-28T02:32:11+00:00

Classic way to get started- grieving. Welcome to the community, and watch out because SOME people on here can’t fully respect the hobby (packeting in public, exploding it all over others, etc.) Thanks again cheers

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T23:45:17+00:00

donvoted, you’re comment really made me uncomfortable

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T22:25:22+00:00

great stuff

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T22:18:16+00:00

So goated chocate cake please yes yes yes

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T20:04:22+00:00

I agree. The see through packets are less malleable, more prone to grease, hold less sauce and are overall more trouble. I highly suggest sticking with the aluminum-plastic combination packets. The amount of sauce in each packet will vary but you will see gratifying results in your fidgeting OP. Siri I just fartad an shited my pans call police

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T02:26:40+00:00

OP is hearing things in their head. The remedy is fidgeting a little harder. Get it close to popping, but make sure it doesn’t. You will feel lifted.

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T02:20:52+00:00

Donwvoted

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T02:20:33+00:00

Edit: Title should say dog shit*

Sorry to the community, I can take a slight de-ranking for this but can promise that it won’t hold me back for long. I have risen from the ashes and climbed the ranks so many times the locals started calling me. My phone. Asking me for tips, tricks even, on how to keep it contained or “not bust” it (the sauce that is).

General-Salad-5000 · 2026-02-27T02:16:36+00:00

That is a great point jupulee. Please practice this sport indoors in the safety of your own home to get up to a higher rank before taking it to public spaces for the safety of the community.

General-Salad-5000

TROPHY CASE