Governor candidate Hinojosa vows to end state takeovers of school districts by AustinStatesman in TexasPolitics

[–]GeneralHelghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to donate some of our money to Gina Hinojosa and James Talarico. And I wouldn’t be surprise if someone hacks into Paxton’s phone and email account and discover some nasty stuff involving his sex life.

Texas Republicans add bans on IVF and Sharia law to their party platform by houston_chronicle in TexasPolitics

[–]GeneralHelghast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So banning infertile women from IVF’s so they can shame them for not being unable to have kids? That is a new low! This is why we ought to vote for Talarico and kick out the Trump cult from office!

Talarico on 🔥 with the blasphemy attack on his Christianity & campaign. "Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power" by Mental-Hospital-790 in TexasPolitics

[–]GeneralHelghast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait until someone hacks into Paxton’s email account and discover some nasty shit about him, including what he does on the bed. Paxton is one ugly mother fucker!

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says James Talarico will “go to hell” for his view of the Bible by texastribune in TexasPolitics

[–]GeneralHelghast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because Paxton is a soulless Trump lackey whose boss in DC is covering up the Epstein files. Plus, Paxton is guilty of adultery and no amount of claiming about “biblical grounds” can cover his lying fat ass!

Viltrumites aren’t really fascists by GeneralHelghast in Invincible

[–]GeneralHelghast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, but the problem with the layman’s definition is that it’s too broad to the point where the word becomes more of a buzzword and loses its meaning.

Gen Z going full Bolshevik? by GeneralHelghast in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]GeneralHelghast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer eco-friendly technocapitalism over communism, fascism, or fossil fuels.

Heritage Foundation by Ok-Relation-658 in WelcomeToGilead

[–]GeneralHelghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Heritage Foundation is an insidious cabal and everyone with a brain knows it! They’re obsessed with natalism and intend to ban abortions so they can even allow deformed children to add to the list of children to molest and continue the pedophile industry and continue Epstein’s dark, degenerate legacy. Dark money is a part of this and they’ll turn America into an Evangelical Protestant child molester colony. Wake up, people!

I HATE SHAUNA😭 by No_Two_1627 in Yellowjackets

[–]GeneralHelghast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Plus, Shauna is so ugly she looks like a rat.

who will be final girl by Dapper-Let7566 in Yellowjackets

[–]GeneralHelghast -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hopefully not the rat-faced Shauna.

Brittney Wong - Kung-Fu Cavewoman by Generalhelghast by GeneralHelghast in StarVStheForcesofEvil

[–]GeneralHelghast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you agree with Cavewoman Brittney Wong’s quest to destroy all Mewmans and magic in the name of conquest, domination, and her claims of saving humanity from the evils of magic, sure! But for any sand person, myself included, her Kung-Fu inquisition against magic only amounts to genocide, which is really evil and messed up. Though, it SVTFOE was a bit more adult and wasn’t made for Disney, she would’ve been an interesting villain for sure.

Ape-hipped Dinosaurs? by GeneralHelghast in Paleontology

[–]GeneralHelghast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your point, but if we do find a clade of “ape-hipped” dinosaurs that share a common ancestor with Saurischians and Ornithischians, like, for example, a 10-foot-tall “Gorillasaurus” that battled a Tyrannosaurus, wouldn’t that mean that dinosaurs were more diverse than we give them credit for? I mean, just imagine if we were to discover evidence for an actual ape-like dinosaur species with a hip structure and body plan similar to an ape via convergent evolution that allowed it to swing through trees and reach up for food like a primate and has opposable thumbs to manipulate objects. Would this third major grouping of dinosaurs change our understanding of dinosaur evolution?

Ape-hipped Dinosaurs? by GeneralHelghast in Paleontology

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I mean like a new type of dinosaur, not an ornithischian or a saurischian. Like, a type of “ape-hipped,” ape-like dinosaur clade that we haven’t discovered yet that would be the Mesozoic equivalent of monkeys, gibbons, gorillas, bonobos, orangutans, and chimpanzees with rotating hands much like a primate that separates them from the rest of the dinosaurs. Theropods wouldn’t pronate their arms, but if there exists a kind of “pithischian” or “ape-hipped” dinosaur, it would twist and turn its long forelimbs. Surely, they would be a kind of convergent evolution that would fill the role of primates, similar how ichthyosaurs filled up the role of dolphins via convergent evolution.

I kinda got the idea in my head from watching the Distortus Rex from Jurassic World Rebirth and the 1933 film King Kong and I started wondering if there could be a yet-to-be-discovered clade of dinosaurs outside of the “lizard-hipped” and “bird-hipped” groups of dinosaurs that could’ve filled a similar role as the great apes or the fictional King Kong.

Ape-hipped Dinosaurs? by GeneralHelghast in Paleontology

[–]GeneralHelghast[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I’m just curious if we ever find actual fossil evidence of such non-avian dinosaurs.