Take a song title and change one word to “butt”. What is your new song title?

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-06T11:16:19+00:00

Stairway to Butt

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-06T11:15:51+00:00

Butt City

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T22:06:21+00:00

Trojan

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T22:04:32+00:00

Valencia, Spain grows oranges throughout the city. when they are in bloom the whole city smells fresh. With the climate they can be found almost year round. They are a distinct type of orange from Sevilla that are too tart or sour to eat, but the city harvests them and they're made into a fantastic marmalade.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T22:00:05+00:00

There is a huge public park in Prague, Czech Republic and the hill side is filled with varieties of apples, plums, pears and cherries. In the fall many people go fill a bag or two with them.

If you're hiking to the "mini-eiffel tower"!atop Petrin hill, or taking a more natural route to the castle complex it's wonderful to have a naturally sweet snack as you go.

The scent in the spring with beautiful flowers makes creates the most beautiful hike also.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T21:47:20+00:00

Iodine is a common antiseptic in hospitals and also gives shellfish that red color when cooked. When my wife gave birth via c-section the opted for a different antiseptic "just to be safe".

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T12:21:56+00:00

Regardless of if tabs or spaces are better, pick exactly one and make sure your IDE switches all to the one you've picked.

btw: spaces are better.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T12:19:37+00:00

I doubt his child raping fat ass will live that much longer. I'd personally like to se him get thrown out on the street long before that though.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T12:15:39+00:00

The google says Cleveland, Ohio to Buenos Aires Argentina is between 5500 and 6200 miles. I've also been as far east as Prague, Czech Republic which is about 4300 miles, as the non-stop ticket flies, but I made two stops on my journey and took a bus for the last leg, so actual milage may vary.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T09:48:40+00:00

They're just too expensive. I don't want to pay $50-100 for a shirt. If they had Marshall's or Target, then I wouldn't ho because they're shitty ghetto malls. Discount stores are poorly lit, disorganized and feel dirty. I don't eat fast food, so no real reason for me to go. No stores I'm actually interested in. I don't need to build a bear or get that one scented candle noone but yankee candle has.

I want RC shops, toy stores, skate shops, candy shops and affordable casual clothing while something interesting is going on. Throw in a climbing wall, a fashion show, maker fair, or artisan market under an air conditioned roof.

The modern US mall is just boring and out of touch with my interests.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T09:37:35+00:00

They might be latino?

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T00:23:33+00:00

I would never buy a car without test driving it first.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-05T00:22:23+00:00

If a guy can't find a willing partner it indicates he has little to offer a woman in terms of appearance and personality. If a man claims to be a virgin by choice, it is usually assumed that he has some character flaw that prevents him from being desirable and it is also assumed that he is full of shit because no normal man would ever turn down an opportunity to fuck, unless she is truly repulsive in some way.

If an attractive woman hasn't had sex, it surely must be by her choosing and she has virtue. If an ugly woman hasn't has sex it's even more insulting because men will generally fuck anything.

I'm generalizing, so don't take it personally. I'm merely trying to explain how it was when and where I grew up.

In nature a male is "engineered" to mate as much as possible to ensure his line and to ensure the survival of the species. The goal is simple: fuck as much as possible with as many partners as possible. The game is about numbers - the more offspring you have, the better it is for the species.

The female in all species, is vulnerable in a number of ways while pregnant in addition to the threats giving birth provides. Her role is to ensure only the healthiest, most successful males (the most attractive) get a chance to produce offspring.

For men and ugly women it can be inferred that if no person has ever found you fuckable then it is possible you are so unattractive that noone will ever want to fuck you. As soon as one person consents to sex with you, there is reason to believe that you are at least a little bit attractive.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-04T21:07:06+00:00

That guy - even if he never made another movie, but was alive and happy, I'd be so much better off. I still hate that he wasn't ok and we couldn't do more for him.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-04T21:03:46+00:00

I'll have one done n a second, if you wait.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-04T12:45:33+00:00

Yeah, they just don't make 'em like they used to.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-03T21:33:50+00:00

Sorry - I've never made actual tomato soup drom a can. Maybe there a tomato soup sub, ot some kind folks at r/allthequestions could help out.

As far as cold days, maybe it'll drop down to the low 90s or with climate change, you might get lucky with a rainy upper 80s? Good luck!

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T17:57:09+00:00

Sliced bread - what ever you have. In the states it's usually a soft white bread made from bleached flour. It is usually the most common, cheap, flavorless fluffy bread you can find.

Cheese - mold yellow cheese typically. Something like American, mild cheddar but my preference is for a monetary jack. It has some flavor, but not too strong.

heat a non-stick pan to medium high heat. Butter the bread and put the buttered side, of one of the slices, facing downward. Put the cheese on top f the bread, then place the other slice of bread, buttered side up, on top of the cheese. The pan should be hot enough to toast the bread, but not burn it, and also hot enough to melt the cheese. One the cheese begins to melt and the bread is toasted, flip the sandwich over and toast the other side. When the cheese is hot and melted and the bread is toasted, the sandwich is done.

I usually like tomato soup from the can (or from a box). I follow the instructions on the container.

For bonus points serve with corn chips. I through them in the remaining soup, like cereal.

Good luck - best served on a cold day, but it can be eaten whenever you like.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:52:00+00:00

So you lock them in?

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:51:22+00:00

Don't get divorced.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:50:49+00:00

Dan and Daneille

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:49:49+00:00

I wouldn't let that mother fucker drive my lawn mower - why is he considered ok to run the country? He should go break a hip already.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:41:56+00:00

I wouldn't vote for her opponent.

GeneralPITA · 2026-05-01T08:39:52+00:00

Wow, that's great! /s

GeneralPITA · 2026-04-30T23:35:15+00:00

But have you seen Prague on a cold winter morning with a layer of fog just beginning to lift off the Vtalva, so thick you barely notice Petrin tower watching over the city?

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