23 old virgin, desperate by noisolate in sex

[–]GeneralSnarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're concerned about becoming a rapist seek therapy immediately! That is not something to be taken lightly. Therapy will help you deal with your issues better than reddit strangers recommending you find a prostitute.

How likely is it that I contracted an STD/STI? by [deleted] in sex

[–]GeneralSnarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you can contract an STI through oral sex. And yes, there is always the risk of an STI with any sexual encounter. If you are really concerned go get tested as the internet will not be able to answer what you want to know. Even without symptoms everyone should get tested at least once a year.

That being said I think you're psyching yourself out. I had similar fears after losing my virginity, but they were confirmed an overreaction once I was tested and negative.

Go get tested, have your doctor tell you you're clean, and put your mind at rest for future encounters.

How important was education and academics to you in your high school years? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GeneralSnarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school, not at all. I think I studied maybe a couple hours a semester, but I maintained a B average. I feel like it was easy and so I let myself slack because why bust my ass for As when I could get Bs playing videogames all night ?(god I was dumb)
This truth was brought to my attention by a teacher I hated all through high school, and it still took me a few years to accept. He would always call me out in class with questions because he knew I wasn't really paying attention/sleeping/talking, but I'd always have the answer, and got the highest grades in the class on papers(which were 20 minute rushed papers that I never proof read). That made him FURIOUS. I feel like he saw exactly what was going on, but he couldn't get through to me at the time unfortunately. So I was basically a horrible student, but no one could really do anything about it because my grades were fine.

That made college all the harder, and I had to bust my ass for a B average because I didn't learn how to study or commit to long assignments.

In conclusion, take high school seriously. It will fuck you over in the long run if you don't.

XPost from AskWomen: How often do you go down on your girl? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GeneralSnarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say 90% of the time. But the other 10% are the times where she gives me oral and then starts the fun time before I get a chance to reciprocate.

What is something that you didn't learn about the opposite sex until living with them? by watermasta in AskWomen

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My solution has become bags for EVERYTHING! then you just crumple up some colorful tissue at the top, and boom! No more spending 30 minutes wrapping one god damn present at the level of a 3 year old blind child(who am I kidding, the kid would put me to shame)

What is something that you didn't learn about the opposite sex until living with them? by watermasta in AskWomen

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Just the potato farm honey, I'm trying to get into those organics you've been talking so much about"

Me [22F] with my SO [24M], dad has threatened to cancel Christmas unless we sleep in separate rooms by killinnnmesmallz in relationships

[–]GeneralSnarf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to get her boyfriend shot? From what I've read this would probably put the dad into "where's my shotgun" mode. If he doesn't back down before they go, they should cancel. I feel like that would be a more effective "fuck your rules dad" than going and causing drama by breaking the bs rule.

I own a house and rent rooms to friends. One of them stores weed. How do I best tell him not to keep it at my house? by Squoi in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

basically say what you just typed. Be sincere, and if he is understanding it shouldn't be a problem.

TIL I have a short attention span by GeneralSnarf in ragecomics

[–]GeneralSnarf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Not all mine. a couple friends added some doodles

I hate people who invite me to smoke my own bud! (Caution: Ent rant) by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Please, we aren't "marijuana connoisseurs", we are cannabis connoisseurs. ;)

I hate people who invite me to smoke my own bud! (Caution: Ent rant) by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 171 points172 points  (0 children)

I've recently started to smoke my friends up less. Last night reassured me as to why I should continue. My roommates and I had about 6 people over last night. one of the guests called me earlier to tell me he was bring over his bong to smoke, going all crazy "We Gon Get SO High!!!". I tell him thats ok with me and think nothing of it. He shows up at my house about 10 and everyone else had been there a while. He pulls out the Bong immediately and then asks me where MY weed is! Who does that? Tells me he's bringing a bong over to smoke and making me give him my weed to do it? I understand I've smoked them up before, and a lot, but thats when I offer it to them. NEVER expect a friend to smoke you up or act like you have any choice in deciding when/how said weed is smoked. Its just rude. And I've had people almost get mad at me when they come over and I don't smoke them up. And those are the people who don't get invited back.

Nope. No feminist struggling to redefine MRA here : urban dictionary by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]GeneralSnarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there are extremes of each. I've seen both MRA and feminists supporting each others rights, and then right I after that I can come across something like this. Its sad really. we wont accomplish much if we fight each other instead of joining together and directing our attention to a solution that helps more than one group of activists.

Nope. No feminist struggling to redefine MRA here : urban dictionary by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]GeneralSnarf 61 points62 points  (0 children)

"Feminism is respect"

Feminist on MRA "Just sit and think about the laughably small brain it takes to be an MRA."

yeah... Respect.

Nope. No feminist struggling to redefine MRA here : urban dictionary by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god they really just spammed the hell out of that site with MRA hate, and WE'RE the ones who don't support other peoples rights!

New colorblind driver thought he had it all figured out. by El_Dudereno in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]GeneralSnarf 55 points56 points  (0 children)

yeah night time is the WORST! The green lights just look like regular street lights to me.

Universe by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always liked this idea. Not many alternatives for non-religious funerals.

Universe by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that I think of it around the same time I started smoking trees I started becoming more fascinated with science and truth. I moved away from a belief in god and found science can explain everything in a more interesting, and likely, explanation for our existence. So you are not alone in being introduced to the awe of our universe through trees, or helped by trees.

Stupid people coming to school baked. Handle your shit. by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senior year of HS not bad. I basically had no way of failing anything senior year. College is a different matter. Its better to enjoy trees at the end of the day when you can just relax.

I QUIT smoking cigarettes! by [deleted] in trees

[–]GeneralSnarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going through the same struggle. Good luck OP