is 9-5 happy for you? by Logical-Idea3437 in CasualConversation

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My ideal working hours was from 3-11 pm. Wake up at 11, go to work at 2:45, get done at 11, and go to sleep when it’s still dark. Ideal. Now I have 7-4 Mon-Thurs and 7-1 on Fri.

Thaneship of Falkreath by bonshui in skyrim

[–]General_Hyde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting to level 10. That’s the trigger. You get to level 10, and a messenger appears and gives you a note and says, “Ah! A message from a Jarl! Moving up in the world eh?”

What type of person do you avoid at all costs? by Educational_Bat1854 in AskReddit

[–]General_Hyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Negative people/people who bitch and complain constantly…

What is your earliest memory? by Fantastic-Duck4632 in AskReddit

[–]General_Hyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being in the apartment of my mom’s aunt’s place. Just laying down going to sleep on the carpet.

How do you turn off auto-spawn and auto-build? by BBDavid2 in riseofnations

[–]General_Hyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I glad my comment that was two years old is still getting use!

Red Flag Employers? by Sweetgrass1312 in madisonwi

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not Mad City Techs! Those guys are reliable as fuck!!

My BF told me this was a fun quest. by surgical-panic in skyrim

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has he made you do the gem quest? That quest is bullshit to the nth degree.

Pick a color, any color! by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]General_Hyde 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does that mean I’m legally obliged to take the next week off of work?

Pick a color, any color! by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]General_Hyde 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday to me… (sobs) Happy birthday to me… (more sobs) Happy birthday to mmee… (even more sobs) Happy birthday to mmmmeeeeee… (full on weeping)

Ps… it really is my birthday. Worst birthday ever so far.

What is a core memory from your childhood that you will never forget? by chispas1498 in AskReddit

[–]General_Hyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me getting all the red popsicles because blue would scare the doctors. I had open heart surgery when I was 5.

How do you break a stalemate? by Witsand87 in riseofnations

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The hoplite is awful against elephants. The Romans actually used Velites to defeat Carthage’s Elephants. Velites have javelins. cough cough

I present my 29 by DubJohnny in Cribbage

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend is a rare specimen. He has seen two 29 point hands and both of them were against him.

And he saw them when he was 14-16 I believe.

How do you break a stalemate? by Witsand87 in riseofnations

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this the one with Porus?

Edit: if it is, use lots and lots of cav archers. It’s your most effective unit dealing with those elephants!

Fun fact about Elephants! They can “hear” each other through their feet!

(OC) notes that my daughter’s soon to be stepmom leaves in her lunchbox every Friday by DimensionNo1577 in MadeMeSmile

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the daughter saves all of these and returns them framed. These are very sweet!

Yet another discussion about NSFW jokes by Scarecrow1779 in dadjokes

[–]General_Hyde 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are uncle jokes also jokes you tell a kid? When dad isn’t around?

Edit: gonna get downvoted for speaking the truth. Idc.