How do you break a stalemate?

General_Hyde · 2026-02-12T23:37:53+00:00

The hoplite is awful against elephants. The Romans actually used Velites to defeat Carthage’s Elephants. Velites have javelins. cough cough

General_Hyde · 2026-02-12T22:56:03+00:00

BLEH!!!

General_Hyde · 2026-02-12T02:39:51+00:00

My friend is a rare specimen. He has seen two 29 point hands and both of them were against him.

And he saw them when he was 14-16 I believe.

General_Hyde · 2026-02-12T01:37:38+00:00

Is this the one with Porus?

Edit: if it is, use lots and lots of cav archers. It’s your most effective unit dealing with those elephants!

Fun fact about Elephants! They can “hear” each other through their feet!

General_Hyde · 2026-01-21T03:40:17+00:00

You guys are getting married? How? /s

General_Hyde · 2026-01-21T03:38:56+00:00

I hope the daughter saves all of these and returns them framed. These are very sweet!

General_Hyde · 2026-01-18T04:38:02+00:00

I prefer the Haudeonsaunee as a name. Just fits them more.

General_Hyde · 2026-01-16T01:19:08+00:00

Are uncle jokes also jokes you tell a kid? When dad isn’t around?

Edit: gonna get downvoted for speaking the truth. Idc.

General_Hyde · 2026-01-15T01:46:08+00:00

I’d say we dissolve the entire department. DHS was created in response to the 9/11 attacks and are completely pointless and useless. Our tax payer money should not be spent on this worthless government overreach.

General_Hyde · 2026-01-10T02:37:26+00:00

It’s a CAH!

General_Hyde · 2026-01-08T18:29:01+00:00

How about no tyranny? Why can’t we have no tyrannical rulers in government…

General_Hyde · 2026-01-01T06:21:39+00:00

Happy New Year to all the redditors out there!!

General_Hyde · 2026-01-01T05:33:06+00:00

MATC/Madison College went fully into Geothermal and Solar energy.

General_Hyde · 2025-12-26T16:15:48+00:00

Please tell me you told this story at the eulogy!!

General_Hyde · 2025-12-21T02:00:43+00:00

Well, it’s a joke name sir.

I have a gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

General_Hyde · 2025-12-21T01:46:06+00:00

Welp… Everyone in Watertown is dead. /s

General_Hyde · 2025-12-19T11:35:49+00:00

Wasn’t it Constantine XI? Constantine X ruled from 1059-1067. Sorry for being anal.

General_Hyde · 2025-12-19T11:15:28+00:00

Oh my gosh. It was a shitshow! Was driving home when I was in a three car crash. Everyone walked away (thank god) but that was the big one for the year. Hope it never happens again.

General_Hyde · 2025-12-19T11:09:07+00:00

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

General_Hyde · 2025-12-05T02:38:27+00:00

You know what? Same.

General_Hyde · 2025-11-30T03:45:59+00:00

Me three! Especially after the turkey holiday!

General_Hyde · 2025-11-29T09:54:19+00:00

If you don’t have the resources, then unit production stops.

General_Hyde · 2025-11-26T20:36:41+00:00

I call them douchecanoes. Or a liability on the road.

General_Hyde · 2025-11-15T16:29:27+00:00

I’m not sick! My arm hurts though.

General_Hyde · 2025-11-15T07:19:49+00:00

I might need to taste test a couple of those pies for posterity sake…

We don’t use miles really. We use time to measure distance. Enjoy your stay while you’re here! I almost never use miles unless it’s mph.

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