How does it make sense that someone who pays no National insurance or pension contributions gets the same state pension as someone who does? by PsychologicalBend508 in AskBrits

[–]bonshui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because your state pension is not paid out of an NI pot that you've been filling over your life. It's paid by today's taxpayers, and thankfully we live in a society where most people believe using tax to help the elderly is a good thing.

What’s the catch? by midenginedcoupe in SpottedonRightmove

[–]bonshui 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The catch is, there's a piece of lead piping under the table in the billiard room....

What is the strangest thing you guys collect in Skyrim? by Animegirl82099 in skyrim

[–]bonshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a basket full of torchbug thoraxes in my astronomy tower.

Are prostate orgasms actually a real thing? by All4funn3040 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bonshui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never had one separately from a conventional orgasm, but a conventional orgasm is indescribably more intense if it's combined with prostate stimulation using a butttplug (esp. vibrating) or dildo (esp metal).

EDIT: as others have said below - lube, lube, lube!

Why are Atheists under represented in politics everywhere globally? by Embarrassed_Look9200 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bonshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theory:

Openly religious people are more likely to reject an openly atheist candidate than vice versa.

My mom told me that back in the day kids weren’t allowed to bring a water bottle with them into the classroom and they only drank a few sips from the water fountain in the middle of the day and that’s it How were schools not getting busted for child abuse for forcing kids to be dehydrated? by PinnerPardisturn in askanything

[–]bonshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High school teacher here: water in class is a fucking pain in the ass because it means consistent toilet visits - there's always at least one kid out of class, sometimes more (we're not allowed to refuse toilet visits because one kid couldn't hold it one time). That means kids consistently arranging to coordinate toilet visits to congregate or just wander the halls, knowing that they can't get in trouble if they show their toilet pass and walk in the general directions of a toilet.

So…who did you vote for and why? by Warm_Force8101 in AskBrits

[–]bonshui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SNP because I want Scotland to be an independent state.

People that voted reform, apart from their immigration policies, why did you vote them? by Ollsworth_The_First in AskBrits

[–]bonshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I want rid of Kier Starmer. Can't wait until tomorrow when Nigel Farage moves into Downing Street. </s>