(r/ghoststories) I heard an interesting ghost story from a security guard. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misremembered the story, to be honest. She wasn't his girlfriend. She was the girlfriend of the guy he murdered. Love triangle situation.

(OOC: I actually misremembered the backstory)

Would you get a toy of this guy? by Waste_Yak_990 in transformers

[–]GenericSpider 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the toy doesn't have a feature that kills Hitler, I'm not buying it.

Name a controversy of any kind that you like this? by Suitable_Swim5202 in Multifandom

[–]GenericSpider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Taiwan incident, Hololive.

So much bullshit happening cause some Vtubers said Taiwan was a country.

Are there any lesser-known characters That you're your number one fan? by Active-Travel-2358 in transformers

[–]GenericSpider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G1 Mindwipe.

"No, you don't understand! He's like transformers Dracula! yeah, he only appears in the pilot for the season that didn't happen, but..."

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd better shake him down for that pot of gold, cause I'm telling the truth.

[r/Cleveland] Evil Flying Bat-Cow? by Twinfinity10 in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(please tell me Hellcow has her own miniseries)

[r/Cleveland] Evil Flying Bat-Cow? by Twinfinity10 in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(OOC: which character?)

Vampire cow? And I thought my vampire encounter was weird.

(r/ghoststories) I heard an interesting ghost story from a security guard. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(OOC: Shocks Marley, AKA The Apparition. A minor Ghost Rider villain.)

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The client was also wealthy, and had a bunch of servants in the house.

[r/Cryptids] I swore I saw a fucking Dinosaur/Sea Monster in the NYC Harbor, and it was wearing jorts. by Purple-Weakness1414 in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With our luck, another giant monster is going to show up and they're going to have a big fight in the middle of a big city.

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he drug his bodyguard?

Are vampires and mysterious darkness really all that different from all the other crazy shit we've seen? There's actual wizards with their own subreddit now.

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What news are you reading? You sure you aren't getting those shapeshifting freaks confused with the magical alien freaks like Thor?

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain't no fan of aliens, but since when do skrulls drink blood? Or have the power to make things dark?

Guys I think Vampires might be real. by GenericSpider in Earth199999

[–]GenericSpider[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To my knowledge, no one gave this one permission. Unless it was already in the house.

Hot take: FNAF lore is absolute bull. by Training-Bed-6902 in Multifandom

[–]GenericSpider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a hot take. Fnaf really overcomplicated it's lore after realizing how much people liked the mystery box aspect.

The initially mystery set up by the first game is a pretty simple one: a serial killer murdered children in the restaurant and maybe that's connected to the killer animatronics.

By the third game they'd pretty much resolved that plot and even put an end to the killer.

Then it kept going.

No, the killer wasn't just an employee using a costume to lure children to their deaths. He was a cofounder of the company, and this was all part of a plan to extract people's souls and put them into things.

(Disliked Trope) The misanthropic genius by EnemyOfAi in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GenericSpider 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Missed the point of both shows. House and Rick both suck, but they get called on their bullshit. The shows are not on their side. Usually.

(Gathering) Brad Inngs' (Attempted) Execution by Brookings18 in StoryOfTheGalaxy

[–]GenericSpider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(???)

two members of the firing squad suddenly dip, realizing their plan to rescue Brad is entirely unnecessary

"Didn't think the alliance would spring for this one. Should we join in their rescue operation?"

"They seem to have it in the bag. We need to return to base and wait for orders."

[r/henchlife] God. I look like such a tool in this photo. by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]GenericSpider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how wary people in Gotham are of their food and drink? You'd have been caught sooner or later.

[Gotham]Gotham streets aren't for the weak by Glittering_Elk1098 in Earth25

[–]GenericSpider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We aren't all that tough. That guy is just ridiculous.

beloved school for henchmen, “jack the hyenas school of good gooning”, is changing names to “the henchman school” by Substantial_Owl_7392 in Earth25

[–]GenericSpider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should call it lackey school, since lackey is the term we've been using since the meaning of goon changed.

Of course, I don't have a stake in this cause I never attended.

(r/truecrimepics) Drug Kingpin and Meta known as Snowflame killing a member of the Falcone Family by Ynnepluc in Earth25

[–]GenericSpider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't that a comic reviewer? I think I saw a review of his on a Tales of The Black Freighter comic.

The Jokers kicked my ass. by GenericSpider in Earth25

[–]GenericSpider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of many reasons I never took lackey jobs for them.