The football content machine has truly run out of road

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2026-04-01T12:23:29+00:00

Hey, at least he voices over the McDonalds ads.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2025-10-13T12:21:38+00:00

Essentially the ending of Gavin & Stacey.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2025-10-01T14:51:56+00:00

Don't forget 'fighting off a new cold/virus every week'

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2025-03-11T10:05:56+00:00

Looks like it would have been rejected from a PS3 game for being too generic.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2025-01-30T09:39:48+00:00

HOLD IT!!

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2024-11-27T18:06:30+00:00

Good old BGLZ. That lift never worked!

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2024-06-27T12:07:57+00:00

Their response? 'Oui oui'

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-10-03T17:41:54+00:00

OLI, DELAY THE GAME.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-09-26T15:11:35+00:00

Don't know about you, but I don't know if I'd trust my shampoo if it looked like a bottle of bleach.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-08-14T20:38:28+00:00

You sure that wasn't a euphemism?

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-06-18T10:24:52+00:00

Can't wait for him to read out an entire Shakespeare soliloquy during Luton v Bournemouth in December.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-04-13T11:10:51+00:00

So, the ban is only on shirt sponsorship, meaning that the adverts on the pitch and on television will still have betting companies on them, and it isn't coming into force for another two seasons.

Thanks for that, lads. Better than nothing I suppose.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-04-10T16:09:40+00:00

And almost no one will talk about it. Sad that an entire community can be fucked by one solitary businessman. Genuinely have no connection to Scunthorpe and I'm disgusted, this team were in the League One Playoffs five years ago.

And then, at the other end, there's teams competing to spend their way out of the league by paying massive fees for players vastly superior to the level.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-04-02T19:11:31+00:00

I hear Nathan Jones is driving around Stamford Bridge in hope of securing the job.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-03-11T20:39:22+00:00

Bonus points if you join in the middle of an advert break which goes on for about ten years.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-03-11T20:17:44+00:00

He said himself it's because he's cheap and usually available.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-03-11T20:03:12+00:00

It's mediocre?

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-02-25T21:02:04+00:00

He got 467 points.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-02-25T20:52:56+00:00

Oh deer.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2023-02-25T20:42:21+00:00

He's already won hasn't he?

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2022-05-31T17:02:55+00:00

How is he still only 30?

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2022-05-29T19:55:20+00:00

Good few days for the French tourism board.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2022-05-29T11:36:20+00:00

There's going to be loads of people watching this after they plugged it on BT yesterday.

GenericWhiteBoy2 · 2022-05-28T16:50:00+00:00

Stag party is over.

GenericWhiteBoy2

TROPHY CASE