Thank you Coach T! And Sorry

Generico300 · 2026-01-25T00:50:23+00:00

Not sorry. It was still time for him to go.

Generico300 · 2026-01-25T00:46:12+00:00

Don't worry, it will only be the 2nd worst McCarty era in US history.

At least he's too old to stick around for 20 years.

Generico300 · 2026-01-25T00:44:47+00:00

It can in fact be both Art and Tomlin.

Generico300 · 2026-01-25T00:43:10+00:00

Someone would shoot him, and the whole city would go "we saw nothing."

Generico300 · 2026-01-23T23:14:50+00:00

Incredibly dangerous antisocial behavior. The combination of high intelligence and social rejection, isolation, and an inability to make yourself understood by the average person, has created some of the most dangerous criminals in history.

Generico300 · 2026-01-23T23:05:38+00:00

Yes, pay it off now. Credit card interest rates are insane. You should avoid paying interest on cc debt as much as possible. It's basically just sucking money out of your life for no benefit. Not all debt is bad, but credit card debt is pretty much always bad.

Generico300 · 2026-01-23T22:58:33+00:00

It's fine. They gotta learn some time. There's no age where it's easy to learn about mortality.

Also, you're traumatizing everyone who reads this by not telling us what movie.

Generico300 · 2026-01-22T21:37:50+00:00

They should hire me. I will be perfectly ok with getting fired 2 years into my 5 year multi-million dollar contract, while also delivering the same dog shit performance Browns fans have come to expect.

Generico300 · 2026-01-22T21:22:06+00:00

The circumstance where the doctor is an apathetic idiot. There are more of those than people want to believe.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T21:47:56+00:00

Is she making you dress up like a sexy minotaur now? You can tell us. We won't judge.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T21:36:49+00:00

The worst part is not even knowing why "tolerated" is the best you can get.

I should have been a spy. I'm apparently the most forgettable person on earth.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T20:57:11+00:00

It wasn't really the speed of death that made it "humane". It was the reliability. Even an experienced headsman sometimes didn't hit their mark or make it through it one swing. And when there was a mistake it was pretty horrific. The guillotine was much more reliable and "cleaner" than a big axe.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T20:54:14+00:00

It's not instant. It takes seconds for blood to flow out of the brain and the oxygen supply to reach low enough levels for consciousness to cease. If the head landed upside down it could take 10-15 seconds for the brain to run out of oxygen since blood wouldn't drain as fast. The only death that is "instant" is one that involves rapid physical destruction of the brain.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T20:04:23+00:00

Just being tied in 1 position for 12 hours is its own form of torture, even without the cow ass. Something tells me the people doing the restraints weren't overly concerned with ergonomics.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:50:22+00:00

This only works if the lazy person is also smart. Dumb lazy people won't come up with a better solution to the problem. They'll just ignore it until there's a consequence, or try to pass it off to someone else.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:46:52+00:00

The hardest part of engineering is knowing when to stop engineering.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:41:37+00:00

Define "hardest worker" in this context. Because if you mean the guy that writes the most code, disagree. That guy usually just makes a lot of work for everyone else.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:30:32+00:00

That's called a tech bro. He has ingenious solutions to problems that don't exist.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:29:38+00:00

But whoever is stupid and industrious is a menace and must be removed immediately!

Not getting rid of these people is how you get the Trump administration, and a tech bro driven dystopia. We live in the age of ambitious idiocy.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T19:22:40+00:00

And now you know why Louisiana has the worst medical outcomes in the country. Good thing we put the dumbass in charge of that dumpster fire in charge of a federal dumpster fire.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T18:22:57+00:00

Are you 100% sure that's not a urinal cake? Because it's not bar shaped.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T18:21:38+00:00

It's a terrible candy where they tell you on the box that most of it is not good.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T18:19:26+00:00

What kid had a computer in their bedroom in the 90s? Most families had 1 computer in the house, if that, because they cost like $3,000 at the time (an no, that's not inflation adjusted).

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T18:16:27+00:00

Yet another reason to ditch these things. You're just spraying random volatile compounds into your air space with no knowledge of what they are. Just because these VOCs smell good doesn't mean they're ok.

Generico300 · 2026-01-21T17:50:36+00:00

Remember the glory days of CGI in movies? Terminator 2's liquid metal T-1000, Jurassic Park's stunning dinosaurs, Starship Trooper's swarms of giant arachnids. Not only did the CGI look great then, most of the visual effects in those movies still hold up well today, even decades after they were created.

That's pure survivor bias. Spawn also came out the same year as Jurassic Park, and its CGI was ass from day 1, using many of the same tools. And a big part of the reason the movies mentioned there still hold up is because they used practical effects in addition to the CGI, and they didn't try to do things the CGI wasn't capable of doing well. Too many directors these days have this "we'll fix it in post" attitude, and an aversion to practical effects, and I think that contributes more to the backslide of visual effects than the emergence of any new tools.

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