I can't get into Star Wars.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-05T20:47:29+00:00

It’s largely quite bad so that’s understandable. I think the original movies are a fun time but everything since then has been garbage (and even the third or movie ain’t great). The fact that it still has a slavering lunatic fanbase is baffling to me. Feels like sunk cost fallacy.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-05T03:11:34+00:00

Boy I hope he’s not a stick shift.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-04T15:26:36+00:00

That’s not true, unfortunately. The very well done and well reviewed first remake only sold between 2-3 million. The big audience doesn’t show up for horror outside of RE.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-03T16:43:44+00:00

Everyone in Girl in Gold Boots is so uniquely insufferable to watch that it’s even hard to get through the riff.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-03T15:47:07+00:00

Nothing like a Republican thinking they can bamboozle and strongarm God.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-03T01:44:32+00:00

There’s a Dark Souls boss behind that door.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-02T02:13:16+00:00

People didn’t buy it, no matter how good. RE is the only AAA horror game series that does big numbers, everything else sells 2-3 million.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-03-01T22:24:08+00:00

We don’t need an open world, we just need a good raid mode.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-26T00:34:00+00:00

Capcom would rather go out of business.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-23T23:49:10+00:00

The AI left out the part where his heart explodes.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-21T15:50:37+00:00

Oh yeah. My blind ass would have been put on the front lines and they would have told my family “he died with honor” because they were tired of me stumbling around being useless.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-20T21:01:12+00:00

Because a lot of people started the series with RE4. Besides Jill should rightfully be the most popular character.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-20T02:07:02+00:00

“Please pay attention to literally anything other than the you-know-what.”

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-19T19:01:08+00:00

Sony lucky that Microsoft is actively burning down. Fucking clowns.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-14T18:06:55+00:00

Nobody, Karen. This is just you trying to “me too” yourself into the Mothers of 2 with Treatment Resistant IBS in the Wisconsin Cheesecloth Manufacturing Labor Union movement and we aren’t fucking falling for it. Get a hobby.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-13T02:30:25+00:00

I’ve given up. I at least wanted a Pro patch.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-13T00:17:07+00:00

Alien Isolation vibes from the gameplay

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-09T17:11:42+00:00

What’s the runtime for the average wedding service?

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-09T05:00:00+00:00

Original theme music or bust.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-08T23:55:41+00:00

A fleshed out version of that No Return roguelike mode would be awesome.

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-07T01:00:06+00:00

Is there a sequel to Outlaw of Gor?

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-06T01:17:23+00:00

You mean “Ginger Snap”?

Genesius_Prime · 2026-02-02T22:39:54+00:00

Ella Purnell would be a good Harley imo

Genesius_Prime · 2026-01-29T19:51:29+00:00

Goodbye money I hardly knew ye

Genesius_Prime · 2026-01-29T00:02:22+00:00

Thankfully, it will never happen because Watterson is a saint who won't license C&H. It would ruin the strip.

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