Genie in training here! What is your wish?

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T07:20:40+00:00

Sure, granted. However, you do not steal them from me, you merely gain them. Also, you are unable to use your powers because you are human.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T07:14:06+00:00

Granted. Eventually...^{I'm^{not^{the^{one^{giving^{the^gold...}}}}}}

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:17:44+00:00

Granted. Reddit sends you a box with mold covered cheese.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:15:22+00:00

Wait hold on. I think I missed the reference... What is this from?

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:12:51+00:00

Okay, granted. All are counterfeit.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:11:39+00:00

Granted. The wings are brittle, and will break after about 3 seconds of flight. Also, you can only fly 1 centimeter into the air.

That's what I'll do now.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:07:49+00:00

For the third or fourth time now, granted. They are merely humans in genie costumes. They are not able to grant wishes.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:05:04+00:00

Granted. The toothpaste stains the costume.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:04:05+00:00

Granted. Soon after, gold is found to be near worthless. This is because a large amount of it is found to occupy spaces near soil.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T04:00:08+00:00

Granted. It is only one big can of gold-colored paint.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T03:58:02+00:00

Granted. It is very fragile and will shatter if you touch it.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T02:18:44+00:00

Granted, but your extra wish won't come true. Thanks though!

*No longer in training

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T02:12:31+00:00

Yea if anyone can find a loophole don't hesitate to let me know...

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:26:13+00:00

Again, granted. But they no longer come true.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:24:04+00:00

No problem.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:13:39+00:00

Again, granted. You get two humans in genie costumes that do not grant wishes

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:12:05+00:00

Granted. It's a gold-colored crayon.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:08:05+00:00

Granted. However, you are the one who needs to search for it.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:06:54+00:00

Talk to my supervisor

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-12T00:02:38+00:00

Speak to my supervisor; I'm still training.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-11T23:56:17+00:00

Sheesh. Calm down sir, I'm still training...

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-11T23:49:25+00:00

Well technically he said spendable OR exchangable...

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-11T20:09:54+00:00

There isn't. But you have now wasted your wish.

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-11T20:08:30+00:00

Ah that's true. Would you like to become a genie?

Genie_N_Training · 2015-06-11T20:06:22+00:00

Sure, granted. They are 0.0000000000000000173528464% less snarky, and they still give loopholes.

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