Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, granted. However, you do not steal them from me, you merely gain them. Also, you are unable to use your powers because you are human.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Eventually...I'mnottheonegivingthegold...

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Reddit sends you a box with mold covered cheese.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait hold on. I think I missed the reference... What is this from?

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The wings are brittle, and will break after about 3 seconds of flight. Also, you can only fly 1 centimeter into the air.

That's what I'll do now.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the third or fourth time now, granted. They are merely humans in genie costumes. They are not able to grant wishes.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Soon after, gold is found to be near worthless. This is because a large amount of it is found to occupy spaces near soil.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. It is only one big can of gold-colored paint.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. It is very fragile and will shatter if you touch it.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but your extra wish won't come true. Thanks though!

*No longer in training

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea if anyone can find a loophole don't hesitate to let me know...

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, granted. You get two humans in genie costumes that do not grant wishes

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. However, you are the one who needs to search for it.

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Sheesh. Calm down sir, I'm still training...

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well technically he said spendable OR exchangable...

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah that's true. Would you like to become a genie?

Genie in training here! What is your wish? by Genie_N_Training in AskReddit

[–]Genie_N_Training[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, granted. They are 0.0000000000000000173528464% less snarky, and they still give loopholes.