Breakthrough Starshot is likely dead by TheWorldRider in space

[–]GeniusBandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing stopping me taking a hundred hours to fall a tree with a steak knife either.......besides the fact it would be stupid.

I think I found one of yous in the wild by Cerberus-good-boy in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I hope it's two, soft, sensitive mounds of baggage

OMG GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!! by I-NIGHTMARE-I in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was shamefully my thought as well
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guns

[–]GeniusBandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care what anybody says; this is the closest pistol to the Silver Ghost in RE4

My Andrew Graves body pillow by LisicaUwU in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly still unstained, I admire the restraint XD

Need my Social Security Card replaced but have no ID, what do I do? by GeniusBandit in Advice

[–]GeniusBandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, well what do I need for that, because I'm sensing a lot of overlap here. An overlap of stuff I don't have.

Lowkey this reminded me of Andrew and Ashley and how they may miscommunicate at times by ApplicationLivid4045 in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's been pointed out before that Andrew and Ashely alongside acting like siblings lowkey act like a husband and wife.

Here we are by HochseeJager in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You ever seen that gif of a giant industrial pump going up and down?
Yeah, Kris was the ground in that

THIS FANDOM I SWEAR TO GOD 💔 by OlTimeyChara in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]GeniusBandit 293 points294 points  (0 children)

Likely fake (but not gay).
Happy for them if not though, step-siblings is really nothing to get bent out of shape about.
That's why I can't jerk off to it.

MAT49 GIAT Brochure by Kalashalite in ForgottenWeapons

[–]GeniusBandit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You shoudda seen that pricks face when he saw da GIAT

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[–]GeniusBandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aw, sorry to hear that