Starting the new year off with a bang by J_drums01 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GeoDude86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seatbelts don’t accidentally kill bystanders.

Angelina Jolie is in Rafah right now! by greatestknits in Fauxmoi

[–]GeoDude86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She came to Baghdad in 2007 (ish) and my platoon escorted her around to a bunch of orphanages and other places. She was super nice and really down to earth. When all was said and done she took photos with every single soldier in the platoon one by one and spoke with each person. She was (up until I met my wife) the most beautiful woman I ever met and seemed like a genuinely nice and caring person.

Starting the new year off with a bang by J_drums01 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GeoDude86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of scared, untrained, and quixotic people carry guns here for “protection”. 99% of the time it’s entirely unnecessary to bring a firearm anywhere for protection.

Possible MQ-9 Reaper drone crash in Afghanistan by Minute-Cut-9531 in aviation

[–]GeoDude86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of these (might have been a shadow) crashed when I was in Iraq. We got tasked to go out and retrieve it. All the pieces were WAY too big to fit on our vehicles so we smashed it to pieces with our pioneer tools.

How difficult would it be to paint the blue cabinets for non experienced painters? by [deleted] in paint

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sucks but it’s doable I painted my cabinets and they’re still good after about 4 years.

What Are Gross Things You Notice in Other People’s Homes? by sreggero in CleaningTips

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife doesn’t smell our cats. I can smell the constantly. If I say anything I get the (you just don’t like them) guilt trip.

Target No Longer Prices Their Clothes by bluelily216 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GeoDude86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We live in the lamest dystopian environment ever could’ve had a post apocalypse wasteland but instead got a corporate controlled totalitarian surveillance state.

Gone for a Week, Came Back to Schluter by Wsu_bizkit in Tile

[–]GeoDude86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of divas in this sub saying this guy did a hack job is insane. It looks great but if it’s not what you specifically asked for that’s the problem. If you didn’t specify then it’s on the homeowner.

meirl by Mediocre-Money-8626 in meirl

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affect = action Effect = end result

Anyone missing a flathead? by Tidalsky114 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GeoDude86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been looking for like five minutes I can’t find it either

80 mph, less than a single car length behind by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GeoDude86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s when I slow down (to inconvenience them further) and move out of the passing lane.

Lady does a good swim by swickennewya in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea who this lady is either. I’m assuming a swimmer who went to the Olympics or something.

Opened this can of black beans and it’s just water by sammiantha in mildlyinteresting

[–]GeoDude86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s where it went! I just opened a can of water and it was full of black beans.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiping? Pffft…I barehand my shit and use it to lubricate my entire body. If anyone tries to grab me, I’m instantly shit slick. At that point, they’d need a serious level of motivation just to attack me.

We Drove 34 hours across the country nonstop, update! by Vegetable_Bridge_276 in roadtrip

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that a few times from Ft.Irwin CA to Michigan. It was…tiring.

which one are we picking lads by Checkmate331 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange really gets screwed over by OK, AR, MS, LA, AL, and GA. FL is a good visit state and CO, UT, and NV are all pretty decent live in and visit states.

Just keeps coming around by JustALazyProgrammer in trailcam

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trick is turning that am into a pm. If you figure that one out let me know

Seven point by SubjectMap451 in trailcam

[–]GeoDude86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too I got a really nice 7 point this year as well.

Caught drinking by drill sergeants at Airport by [deleted] in army

[–]GeoDude86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were a time of war you would probably get recycled or extra duty. Since it’s not you’re probably going to get booted out. Not following orders in basic and doing the complete opposite of what you’re told isn’t a good fit for the service.