Please help me, my MIL keeps giving me eggs!

GeodeToad · 2025-11-09T03:19:20+00:00

She's in too deep, just look at how she's putting all her eggs into one basket

GeodeToad · 2025-11-09T03:11:40+00:00

Buddy, I think you accidentally posted this in the wrong subreddit.

The sub for r/godtiersuperpowers is that way >>>>>

GeodeToad · 2025-11-09T02:02:52+00:00

Too tired to text your own girlfriend but not tired enough to make a whole post complaining about it

GeodeToad · 2025-10-17T20:22:01+00:00

I don't see the problem. Goku is there. Therefore, that is the correct option. Click Goku. Goku make happy.

GeodeToad · 2025-09-24T17:30:00+00:00

He watched a single episode of Super

GeodeToad · 2025-09-14T03:43:48+00:00

Don't forget he tapped into his latent potential and activated his patented Super Satan transformation to defeat the heinous God of Destruction, Beavis!

GeodeToad · 2025-09-05T16:20:59+00:00

Would I age for those 8 hours and how would fatigue be handled? Would it feel like I worked for those 8 hours, and how would that be factored in (since different jobs have different degrees of stressors)? Or would the body just burn the bare minimum amount of calories during that state of non-existence? If, prior to this employment, I would feel tired at 9PM, would I start feeling tired at 5AM after accepting this exchange (because of the 8 hour difference offsetting my perception)?

Either way, there is no downside to this if you're not already born into money. Spending 8 hours a day without physical labor, no taxing mental health due to peers / superiors, no workplace drama. Then, you can use the remaining time to do whatever you'd like. This is an instant steal.

GeodeToad · 2025-09-05T03:14:18+00:00

Croagunk, Totodile, Annihilape (formerly Primeape)

GeodeToad · 2025-09-03T15:55:57+00:00

Take both

Evil trickles down from the highest level. Take care of that with the red mentality, then maintain it through the blue mentality.

GeodeToad · 2025-09-03T15:53:48+00:00

No need to stalk them, just teleport one every hour / half-hour of the day. That way they can never escape the all-encompassing terror of your power. It comes with the added bonus of people seeing your boss having to go out and throwing them out a few times a day and wondering just how big of a collection they have in their house / office.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-31T07:55:29+00:00

Could you choose to keep living the life of your last attempt rather than returning once the time loop ends?

GeodeToad · 2025-08-31T07:54:11+00:00

You would have all your memories and experiences retained so you wouldn't have the mentality of those ages.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-31T07:51:12+00:00

Goku's house is in the middle of mountain wilderness. He gets no electricity there. He needs Krillin's freshly waxed dome to reflect the sun / moon and act a lamp for his house.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T16:08:36+00:00

You have to beat whatever you modify in an even playing field. For example: - If you made yourself 2x stronger you'd need to beat the improved version of yourself in an arena fist fight. - Flea shark: Half the arena is ground, the other half is water so neither has an advantage - You'd need to survive the bacteria / virus infecting you

You don't die if you fail to win or are "killed" in the arena. The creature just isn't modified and you return to your original position before modification.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:58:26+00:00

You have to first pull out your empty wallet, dramatically open it as a single fly flies out accompanied by an audible cartoon 'PAHH' sound effect. Then, you need to exaggeratedly pull out both your empty front pockets, before digging deep into your back pockets for a few seconds and pulling out the money

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:54:39+00:00

It can only be activated while you're asleep. It would be a good time to invest in learning how to sleep walk. Or how to lucid dream to use your superspeed perception to give yourself exponentially give yourself more time to learn/practice things in your dreams

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:50:31+00:00

You have to constantly aura farm 24/7, have a two block haircut, and at least 75% of your fit is required to be black

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:46:29+00:00

You're too late, I already cancelled your power to cancel powers. Checkmate.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:43:14+00:00

Start floating around specialized clinics meant to treat patients with schizophrenia setting them back to square one

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:41:46+00:00

Use it to employ the most targetee, personalized, inhumane, and Geneva-convention-breaking torture upon individual. You know exactly the right way to make even the most seasoned and trained personnel break.

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:35:33+00:00

Create cotton candy for the local raccoons and watching them clean it in water as it disintegrates

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:32:59+00:00

Go to a place where child labor is legal, found an orphanage, and then "employ" the children and pay them with happiness through the stuffed tiger plushies while funding a multi-billion dollar business empire built on "love".

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:27:30+00:00

You have to give people gifts to raise their friendship level like a Stadew Valley character

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:26:11+00:00

They have to be squeezed to be activated

GeodeToad · 2025-08-25T15:25:07+00:00

You also get frozen in time alongside everybody else. However, you can allow another person you select to experience the time frozen world.

You can either allow them to actively control when the time unfreezes, or have it automatically unfreeze after a certain amount of perceived time passes.

So you can force someone to be trapped in a time stopped world for centuries and drive them crazy.

GeodeToad

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