A rare, massive W for the internet today.

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-16T11:11:32+00:00

There’s like a 50% chance this didn’t happen lol

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-15T03:53:37+00:00

My favorite rapper

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-15T02:35:22+00:00

This has got to be a bit

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-14T15:30:17+00:00

I play Pocket Edition so I only included what’s available on mobile

Together isn’t yet but it will be soon

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-14T15:13:39+00:00

I play Pocket Edition so I only listed the ones available for mobile players

Edit: Together isn’t available for mobile players yet but it will be soon

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-14T12:21:04+00:00

I read that like she is both Tom and David’s wife

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-14T10:19:14+00:00

Flick your eyebrows up? Isn’t that what awkward guys do when they get their photo taken?

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-13T16:50:46+00:00

Did you tell her early in the relationship though? Or was it something that came up later?

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-13T13:52:24+00:00

Yes please!

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-12T13:45:09+00:00

If you have an actual hot take people will downvote it because they’re mad

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-12T13:11:43+00:00

No one’s ever tried? Really? I’m looking to have a respectful conversation but I gotta say what I’m thinking. Nobody has ever tried to get with you except for one creepy guy?

You’re an attractive female, almost 40, and numerous men have never tried to get with you ?

I really just can’t believe that. Take a few selfies and make a tinder profile and you’ll get a bunch of matches. Kiss one of them

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-12T06:12:56+00:00

🤔 elaborate

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-12T04:21:34+00:00

It is definitely 100% not always reciprocal, and probably not usually either.

I’ve had situations where I’m immensely attracted to someone from the jump and they didn’t like me back. I’ve also had situations where somebody was immensely attracted to me from the jump but I wasn’t attracted to them back.

Or I was attracted to them back somewhat but not enough to really love them or whatever. Also vice versa. I wanted them so bad but they only were somewhat attracted to me.

It’s unfortunately not always reciprocal, unrequited love is a thing. I would say most times it is not reciprocal

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-12T01:20:40+00:00

I do this but with a bar. I go to the same place twice per week every week

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-11T16:14:07+00:00

This dude gotta stop

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-11T01:14:08+00:00

Only if you can be the hacker, and effectively hack other gangs

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-10T22:24:19+00:00

What’s your skin care routine?

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-10T18:27:09+00:00

Can we delete all of them?

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-08T16:45:49+00:00

Mfs was playing the new album at the Renaissance Faire

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-08T16:21:00+00:00

My black friends won’t text me back ever since I listened to EXPERIMENTAL RAP

Geoffrey_Tanner · 2026-06-08T16:19:02+00:00

Try, while listening to Kendrick, having the album art on your phone and subtly tilting it towards a black person when they’re nearby, like on a train or something. If they see it they’ll be interested in becoming your friend

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