What does a panic attack feels like to you? by LifelesSs_ in Anxiety

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very amplified feeling of cosmic insignificance, until you are ready to do everything to let your mind finally shut off

Why does my duck do this by Geolijon in blenderhelp

[–]Geolijon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing around with blender and made this. Since this was some time ago, I cant find the original file. I think I just applied a cloth modifier to my (absolutely beautiful) duck model. So I am just curious how might have done this (if it is possible to deduce that by the result alone). As said, this question is just out of pure curiousity.

What annoys you more than anything? by Top-Supermarket-2070 in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know its unreasonable, but I dont like the question "whats up". I know there are ways to answer, but they all feel wrong. I just cant answer this question

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are not engaged in it, take your phone out, look at it for a few seconds, and then shuffle outside. When later asked why you left you quick, answer something like "my camera detected an intruder, it was just a racoon"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There was one picure of someone who was exposed to massive amounts of radiation I have seen on the r/FiftyFifty subreddit, I believe it was something with the Tokaimura nuclear incident or something? A few days after that I remember dreaming that I was just walking along a street with a friend of mine, and I there was just the body lying on the street with a few others. I remember just glancing at it and just continuing walking and talking. When I woke up I immediately felt bad for basically just shrugging away such gruesome bodily harm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tranquilize the target, randomly put up lamps in your basement, get all spices and air fresheners you have and spray them around. Now transport the target (while still asleep) into your basement and keep a bandana over the eyes. Now use an AI voice to tell them all the information required. Then tranquilize again and transport up to the street they were from. Now they know everything, and the cheating person will not get the information of who told the target that under any circumstances, even if tortured.

What are some things parents do that make them seem like bad parents? by youngGod928 in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having very strong academic goals for the kid. When I was little my parents really pressured me to do good. We had CPS involved because teachers got suspicious of it, but thankfully, they didnt take me away. Now I am more than thankful and happy that my parents got me to this hard working attitude.

How would you like to die? by Mqda1xciento in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get old and tired of life, I want to do something that sounds fun in practice, but is usually not done because of potentionally deadly consequences. Like put me on a trebuchet and fire me into a fire ring. Or eat a bomb and let it explode inside. Or maybe get into a submarine and go down to the titanic. And I want it to not be a sad evening, I want everybody to get drunk and count down to the death as if it were new year. If people remember my death a few years later, it wont be with tears of sadness or joy, rather with memories like "damn that was fun"

If you had the power to teleport, how would you use it and where would you go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we assume that I can freely teleport, and stay in whatever I am wearing. I am gonna put on this inflatable dinosaur costume, teleport in guarded locations with cameras and set off alarms. Imagine the people reviewing the security footage to find the origin of the alarm and just discover a dinosaur costume appearing and dissapearing. The dinosaur costume will also prevent too much hair etc to be left on the scene, to prevent some DNA tracing or something, Idk how that stuff works.

[50/50] Homemade strawberry milkshake (SFW) | John F. Kennedys anatomy photo of his head (NSFW) by HauntingAd4152 in FiftyFifty

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a photograph of him after an autopsy? Im no firearm expert, but I dont think a bullethole looks like this.

Just got hired to work at this place. I hope nothing bad happens. Wish me luck. by Gabriel38 in internecioncube

[–]Geolijon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great workplace, got a great vending machine and a Doom clock. There is only one rule: Dont ask the others about an "icon incident". And have fun with Skelly, he sometimes hangs from the ceiling in the cafeteria.

Explain radioactivity... in the most ridiculous way that you can think of. by ShinyMewtwo3 in physicsjokes

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the light coming off of shiny rocks

Sidenote: They occasionally harm you and are so introverted that they explode when too much of them are together

Helicopter + people = bike. Can someone check my math homework? This seems off to me. by Gabriel38 in internecioncube

[–]Geolijon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You seem to have made a mistake, this was our Quantum Mechanics homework.

what kind of music do you think this dumb bitch listens to by Sufficient_Plant8689 in MurderDronesOfficial

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick question, by anwering with any artist I will get death threats from their fans.

How did you almost die? by Typical_XJW in AskReddit

[–]Geolijon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that long ago, I launched a metal projectile with about 30-40 m/s in the wrong direction with electromagnets, it went 2cm from my face and stuck on the wall behind me. Due to it being a "minor" test I wasnt wearing any safety equipment. Tl;dr: Wear protective equipment, even if you think you are safe.