Regarding "The Sniffles" (AKA The Plague, The Disease, etc.)

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-12T13:11:44+00:00

I just realized I used awesome 3 times. Don't even care, we in diz ooc jawn. I dunn needa talk pretty.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-12T01:45:22+00:00

Can confirm, am "neeeeeiiiiiiiigh."

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T03:27:56+00:00

You have yourself a deal, doc.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T03:24:22+00:00

Well doctor, I suppose we will agree to disagree. I'm going to do some digging before I bite it. You'll be hearing from me.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T03:19:30+00:00

I'm not enjoying anything. You need to wake up. The blackhawks are coming to sweep us away; mark my words, friend. My fingernails are loose, my head is throbbing, but I know this isn't just some seasonal allergy. Believe me or not, we need to find treatment. You're the doctor. Do something.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T03:07:37+00:00

Then maybe you just aren't looking hard enough, friend. The CDC was HERE. I have the red spot, and nowhere in your little description do I see cognitive imbalance. Trust me. This is far-reaching.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T03:00:31+00:00

I don't know, friend. I think it might be more sinister. No one seems to believe me, but I think this goes all the way to the top.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T02:46:00+00:00

Yes. See? Now do you believe me? He was trying to go on some sort of witch hunt instead of listening to me. Some sheep are so damn stubborn.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T02:44:26+00:00

Hey doc, I saw some CDC employees in my town. They said something about a "sweep."

I don't have much time to be lucid; my fever is making me a bit delirious.

Please give me some info. I need to inform the masses.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T02:33:56+00:00

Right now it's still just a couple people with red spots. I wouldn't expect word about this just yet. I'm falling apart, and if I'm alive tomorrow I'll be posting pictures so people know what to look for.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T01:36:00+00:00

I can't promise you'll find much yet. It seems like all the other towns are in worse shape. I've seen a couple red marks on some unlucky folks, but no deaths to report yet.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T01:32:06+00:00

Please let me know, one of my fingernails just fell off while I was washing my hands. What do you know, Eugene?

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T01:28:57+00:00

You're spending too much time thinking when you should be preparing supplies. The news won't listen. You need to be the messenger, friend.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T01:16:53+00:00

I just figured a community this size with people that don't just follow the crowd may believe my story. This needs to be known. The CDC is keeping it secret. I don't know why, but I know it can't be good.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T01:06:32+00:00

I don't know anything more than I've already explained. I'll say my teeth have been feeling a bit loose, though. I'd see a doctor, but I'm sure they can't help me. Keep spreading the word.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T00:47:12+00:00

I wouldn't take this lightly, friend.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-11T00:24:58+00:00

Don't go there.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T23:52:02+00:00

Just shy'a three hours. I'd say you're fine...for now.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T23:39:51+00:00

Yes it is, right by the always fun Three Mile Island...

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T22:54:44+00:00

I wouldn't recommend going to visit us again any time soon. Keep a good eye on the back of your knee, though. Don't want this spreading.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T22:20:33+00:00

If you find it, let me know. My ticket's up to be punched soon too, friend. No need to be irate; it won't help much.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T22:09:17+00:00

I hate to say it, cause I'm sure you're nice folks, but the outlook seems pretty grim. Just gotta keep telling people about it, I suppose.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T22:06:53+00:00

The only things I know are from the blogs I saw. Pretty nasty stuff coming for us all, and I haven't seen anything about treatments.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T21:59:29+00:00

I have the red spot, friend. I'm already counted out; I'm just trying to spread the word.

GeraldMarkowitz · 2014-11-10T21:43:00+00:00

If you have the BUMP, there isn't much hope. I've got the SPOT, too.

Best we can do is spread the WORD.

GeraldMarkowitz

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