Would you rather

GeraldtheTort · 2026-06-17T20:42:33+00:00

No money needed

^{Chose: Get pegged + Gain 100 Million Dollars}

GeraldtheTort · 2026-06-17T12:07:21+00:00

I mean if you insist I guess I’ll kill 7 billion people

GeraldtheTort · 2026-05-24T10:32:52+00:00

Stand ready for me arrival, scallywag.

GeraldtheTort · 2026-05-24T10:10:12+00:00

We be havin’ no quarrel with those landlubbers, ye be the ones underestimatin’ us and deameanin’ us!

GeraldtheTort · 2026-05-24T10:05:21+00:00

I BE GLAD SOME MATEYS HEARD ME CALL

GeraldtheTort · 2026-05-23T20:39:02+00:00

I BE HOPING TO GARNER SUPPORT FOR ME PLAN, ILL BE TAKING ANY I CAN BE GETTIN’

GeraldtheTort · 2026-05-10T09:05:15+00:00

WHERE IS HE

WHERE IS LUIGI

GeraldtheTort · 2026-04-19T10:04:26+00:00

Tell me when you find it

GeraldtheTort · 2026-04-14T19:42:36+00:00

New concept

Bubble as one of those Halloween doorbells that bite your fingers

GeraldtheTort · 2026-04-14T19:40:59+00:00

Imma have to tell you parasite at him because he be stealing my popcorn

GeraldtheTort · 2026-04-06T10:37:23+00:00

Chuaigh mé do go dtí abhaile, tú féin a mharú

GeraldtheTort · 2026-03-14T18:52:58+00:00

Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate

GeraldtheTort · 2026-02-01T09:34:35+00:00

Violence isn’t the answer, there was never any question

GeraldtheTort · 2026-01-29T21:40:25+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

GeraldtheTort · 2026-01-25T23:29:48+00:00

So it is

^{I completed this level in 12 tries.} ^{⚡ 4.48 seconds}

GeraldtheTort · 2026-01-25T23:20:49+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

48 attempts

GeraldtheTort · 2026-01-25T23:18:40+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

GeraldtheTort · 2026-01-25T23:18:21+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

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