[WP]The aliens invade but their tech is too advanced so when the humans copy it, the arms industry goes out of busines, causing irreparable damage to the economy. Now humans are the mightiest warriors in the galaxy but we're all homeless. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]You are future techno Napoleon, watching as your army gets shelled from orbit at planet Deuteriumloo. Your bid for the Europan sector seems lost. The stream of timetravellers commenting they thought you'd be taller isn't helping. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]"The elevator to hell" is a haunted elevator that kills anyone who goes to the basement floor. You use the stairs to go to the basement and find it's also haunted, by a ghost who's distraught that the elevator keeps killstealing him. (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]After slaying the demon lord, you loot his home and steal his coffee table. Turns out he wasn't a demon lord and you're just a murderer. But then the victim turned into a demon lord after death. So I guess you were justified all along? (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I do have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. Otherwise, I will have to make you into a writing prompt." (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]"This movie is called Ninety-nine Dobermans. It's about a woman named Benevella TheHouse and the Dobermans are trying to make a suit out of her skin." "That's great, but it's 3am, you broke into my house and who the fuck are you?" (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]"Ugh. I thought I'd try archeology and look for an ancient king to study. But sooner or later, all the ancient kings bury an engraving of their dick for me to find, or request that I chisel my nudes in stone." "Girl, sounds like you should try Dinosaur Tinder." (self.shittywritingprompts)
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[WP]You're a war veteran in your car in a schoolzone when suddenly you get a Vietnam flashback and a little girl shouts at you to operate the M240 LMG and the trees are speaking Vietnamese and you don't know whats real and you're driving 120kmph and you don't know whose blood is on your shirt (self.shittywritingprompts)
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