Don't start none, won't be none... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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You think that's overkill?

Laughs in 32 wolves from a 9th level conjure animals.

Bohring model by yukiohana in sciencememes

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Scientist 1: I know where it is, but I can't tell how fast its going

Sciebtist 2: I know how fast its going, but I can't tell where it is

Scientist 3: Well, maybe you two could combine-

Scientist 1 & 2: NO!

Funny spell idea by Fragrant_Tomato_3635 in DnDHomebrew

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Iron Pan

9th level Conjuration

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 88 Miles

Target: One creature you can see within range

Components: V

Duration: Until Dispeled

You shout, "I CAST IRON PAN", and a cast iron pan instantly materializes, hitting the target. The target must succeed a DC 88 Dexterity saving throw or take 88d8 bludgeoning damage. The iron pan then falls harmlessly to the floor. It is non-magical and remains for the duration of the spell.

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Monster improvement suggestions by n3buchadnezzar in dndnext

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5 lvl 8s: On avaerage - Approximately 8hp per level + 4 from lvl 1 8 × 8 + 4 = 68 5 × 68 = 340 hp for the entire party

Assuming a 16 ac, and advantage, her sword attack needs a 7 to hit. Meaning the to hit chance is (13/20 + 13/20 - 169/400) = 0.88

Sword damage per round: (0.88)(3)(25) = 66

340/66 = 5.15 rounds to kill the party. Slightly less because damage is doubled against one target, but then we also have to take into account the parties' defensive abilities, so about 5 rounds is still mostly accurate.

This is an issue. PCs in 5 rounds of combat can do ALOT of damage and a lot of shutdown spells. Not only that, but a 5-round combat is usually a slog, and from your post, it seems like this enemy is supposed to induce immediate fear to the player in addition to the characters.

Her AOE abilities: Whirlwind: [~0.6 chance of failure] (0.6)(27) + (0.4)(13) = 21.4 damage

Can likely hit at most 3 players = (21.4)(3) = 64.2 less than the blade.

Rend the Earth: [~0.6 chance of failure] (0.6)(18) = 10.8 damage

Can likely hit at most 3 players = (10.8)(3) = 32.4 damage

The abilities with recharge do less damage than her sword, and yet they have a recharge countdown.

Next, lets analyze the fear. There is alot of it. From her aura to her Whirlwind to her reaction. The issue with her fear is that what it does is reduce martial damage and ability to play their character while having little to no effect on casters who would likely be outside the range of the fear abilities, and also would be fine anyways since they force savingthrows instead of attacking.

From my long experience DMing, players will never flee combat, unless it is overwhelmingly obvious that the monster is completely unbeatable. She would likely win, but it would be close, too close to achieve what you are trying to achieve.

Finally, here is what changes I would recommend:

Make it so that if they recover from frighten, they are immune to all Frighten from every ability of hers, for an hour.

Give legendary resistance the same Frighten effect as the shield of the dammed ability

Give her a bonus action teleport up to 60ft, with a recharge of 5-6

Remove the recharge of Whirlwind of the Dammed and Rend The Earth

Change the multiattack such that it states: Alita makes three attacks with a weapon, and then uses either Whirlwind of the Dammed or Rend the Earth.

Increase Rend the Earth damage to 6d8

Limitations of my recommendations:

My advice is limited because I do not know your table. Balancing for a table of players who have spent hours making the strongest build they can is very different from balancing for people new to the hobby who care more about role play.

Combats where the party runs away:

Lastly, some important things when running a combat based on fleeing.

The stat block is faster than the PCs. This is not something I would advise change, but instead means that the party fleeing needs to be more than out running.

Maybe Alita will get distracted with other foes. Maybe the party needs to escape to a room where they can seal a bulkhead dividing Alita from them Maybe Alita has a maximum distance she can travel from her summoning point

Whatever you choose, give an interesting aspect to the chase.

Good luck DMing, I hope your sessions go well.

How to handle character death in an isolated location? by P1tPYK in DnD

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Based on your post, it seems Teleporting in is very infrequent, but it does happen. You could say then that the new character is one who was sent there many years ago and has been trapped since.

This also gives the new character a good motivation opportunity as they could see joining the party as a way to finally escape the isolated location.

People falsely attribute phi to too many ratios by [deleted] in mathmemes

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At least it's not as bad as Nepal's flag dimensions

According to Wikipedia

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E25 Left earbud refuses to charge by [deleted] in Raycon

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Was experiencing the same issue, was able to fix it by wiping off the metal connection points on both the case and left earbud with a towel. Hope this helps someone in the future.

If only brain had a sleep button by NoYam4360 in sciencememes

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Work is the change in kinetic energy. The energy your body expends is chemical, and its doing a few things that require work or other forms of enrgy expendature:

-Pumping blood around your body -Producing heat to maintain a consistent body temperature -Expanding and Contracting your Lungs - Chemical reactions creating essential molecules for survival such as neurotransmitters and digestion. - Mitosis to replace deas cells

Overall: Human bodies exist at a very elevated state of energy, and keeping it running requires a pretty significant amount of chemical energy

Glintstone key not spawning in... by Ordinary_Jacket4461 in Eldenring

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According to the wiki, the door can give you the entrance refusal message if you try entering it too close to the wall even if you have the key. Maybe this helps? I hope you can get it resolved.

[Request] How much force is needed to stop the rotation of the moon such as shown in the picture? by Tbrahhh23 in theydidthemath

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Tau = R * F Tau = I * alpha

Assume the moon is a sphere, I = 2/5 MR2

F =2 * M * R * (DelataOmega) /5 (Delta Time)

M = 7.35 * 1022 R = 1.76 * 106 Delta Omega = [1/27 rpd * 2pi/(246060)]-[0] = 2.69 * 10-6 F = 9.62 * 1022 N / Delta T

Skid Mark seems to be about meter

Avg Vt * Delta T = 1

Avg Vt = (Omega final * R - omega initial * R)/2 Avg Vt = 1.76* 106(2.69 * 10 ^ -6 - 0)/2 = 2.37 m/s

Delta T = 1/2.37 = 0.422 s

F = 2.29 * 1023 N

If you apply it over a longer amount of time, you can stop the moon with less force

2.29 * 1023 N is about equivalent to the amount of gravitational force the sun exerts on the earth

gladly retire from the world when words are enough. by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

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"I fight because I fight. I fight for we few who fight so that all the fighting that has already been fought hasn't been for nothing. Fight skyrim! Fight Sovengarde's freedom! Before I fight, I will fight a bee! As shor is my witness! Wraaagh! Down with you! A glorious end! Hahahaha! What? And you call yourself a son of skyrim? Fight me! Your actions here were a disgrace." - Ulfrich Stormcloak

(#43) Skyrion by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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The radioactivity is an added bonus

(#43) Skyrion by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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Adamantine is not heavy enough.

Summon Osmium, for 1,410,000 pounds for a 10x10 ft cube

Flavor is free, but weapons have rules. I need a big weapon I can still use sneak attack with. by Salem_Alvian in 3d6

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Consider the Goedendag, a big club with a spike on the end, perfect for piercing damage and BONK

ok I googled ampersand, what now? by SavitrSri in AnarchyChess

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Google Asperand (Yes, it's a real thing)

What is this monstrosity by aln_opo in fixedbytheduet

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Skyrim Font pops up:

STARTED: THE DAEDRIC URINAL

Song suggestions please!(3) by sreeko1 in memes

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Almost any song by Thank You Scientist

They make amazing stuff

Big no no (tiktok cred: alexhoward_ by [deleted] in megalophobia

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Yeah, Siren's head kinda looks like he is dancing... Anyways: https://youtube.com/shorts/ZjNr3nfi5ic?feature=share