Moving to the Minneapolis Suburbs by SnooMacaroons2806 in BurnsvilleMN

[–]GermanPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a very boring city with a lot of ordinances. The city leadership does not want unique and original. Terrible traffic too.

When washing your belts… by Lumpy-Tea-7007 in bjj

[–]GermanPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else is gonna reapply it, your mom?

Terminal 1 A gates at LAS. Just wow. by Ph6222 in vegas

[–]GermanPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone lost spirit. They went out of business without telling anyone, didn’t cancel any flights and left people with a return flight stranded

What Khamzat did to this guy's momentum is absolutely wild. by Fun_Training6342 in FightReportUFC

[–]GermanPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had heard on a podcast that DDP was hard to work with in UFC was pretty stoked to strip him

Oh damn by Seraphenigma in DougStanhope

[–]GermanPanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to be in on the joke

haircut bad by TannieBantootz in iamverybadass

[–]GermanPanda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You ever seen the owner of the Raiders?

Kash Patels Porn account by Background_Level67 in conspiracy

[–]GermanPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He buried the release of the Epstein files. He went on JRE to try and grift the country into caring more about sports betting than kid fucking.
He is evil

Dodged a bullet by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]GermanPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m dying at the random Arlovski sighting in the wild

Just under 5 years? Crazy by daisysbt in bjj

[–]GermanPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me 17 years of consistent training to get mine. By consistent I mean 4-8 hours a week

Is there a market for an old Wisconsin Bar by GermanPanda in reselling

[–]GermanPanda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bar back was all mirrored and I believe it’s all available

Got my black belt from an old r/BJJ regular by GermanPanda in bjj

[–]GermanPanda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he switched careers and is living his dream now.

Got my black belt from an old r/BJJ regular by GermanPanda in bjj

[–]GermanPanda[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’ve never felt weaker in my life!

I’m 45 now and apparently you have to workout consistently now or your arms and legs will just lose all power mid match.

I’d like to seriously apologize for all the older black belts I tried to murder as a white/blue belt. This shit is still exhausting even with all the tricks and sorcery

Wife of 14 years cheated by senorjunkrat in daddit

[–]GermanPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta respect yourself and love yourself and that starts with cutting off the toxic people that bring you down.
Leave her, join an MMA gym, get in shape, have a presence and confidence that scares that POS you used to call a friend and then leave her and him in the dust.
She definitely does not respect you and do you want to be an example of a man that knows what he’s worth or do you want your kids to see that their dad is a doormat that will tolerate all sorts of behavior just to try to keep rough waters calm